Di naitdem a git langa.
The nights are getting longer.
Wah di mata?
What's the matter?
Da die ben di bess die a mi laif.
That day was the best day of my life.
Shi taat harself fi plie di vayalin.
She taught herself to play the violin.
Lisn man, mi ehn tel yuh seh yuh a go git pied bai di awa.
Listen man, I told you that you'll get paid by the hour.
Mi duon taak wid dem pon di intanet. Mi tingk di tuu a dem mad. Bot dem stil waan fi staat biif wid mi fi no riizn.
I don't talk with them on the internet. I think they're both crazy. But they still want to start beef with me for no reason.