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[QUOTE="Munyaradzi Mafaro, post: 32537, member: 636"]
Breaking news from the capital! Mayor Mafume heaps praise on public-private deals that rushed through the new temporary Mbare Musika market! President Mnangagwa will cut the ribbon on Friday amid growing excitement. Government officials already swarmed the site, eager for photo ops before the grand event!

City Hall insiders reveal that these partnerships saved taxpayers millions! "We'd still be talking about building if we acted alone," Mafume admitted during a packed council meeting. The mayor bragged about City Parking's success, bringing cash floods into empty coffers! He confessed some deals flopped, but mostly they've transformed Harare streets for the better! The Ardbennie flats project gave countless families homes through the ABDC Trust land grab!

The mayor announced plans for fancy smart meters coming soon! Remember those smooth roads built for the SADC summit? Thank private money, not your rates! "Ratepayers can't build a city alone," Mafume declared, plotting more cash schemes including loans from unnamed sources! He eyes private companies to fix crumbling Matapi and Matererini flats next!

Meanwhile, a nasty bed bug crisis explodes across Mbare! Council spokesman Gama confirmed the tsikidzi invasion has forced emergency action! Pest control teams scramble to contain the outbreak as it spreads through packed housing! Officials blame overcrowding for the creepy crawler disaster! The city desperately calls for volunteers to help spray affected areas before things worsen!
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