Latest Zimbabwe celebrity news - 2021 Mega thread

[Numero Uno]

Suh oans, mi go mek a wan big-big megathread bout makuhwa ("labrish"), an aal dem inchresin latest Zimbabwe celebrity nyuuz dat go happun for 2021. An aal yu oans an daiges don't act laik yu dey kanfyuus bout wah taim e dey. Mi nuo wan ting fo' sho', an das y'all kyan hia mi loud an klier.

 

[Shamiso]

@Numero Uno well, muos piipl seh daigedem lob fi gassip tew moch bot oandem bi fos fi du suh. I miin jus look...

 

[Numero Uno]

Well, muos piipl seh daigedem lob fi gassip tew moch bot oandem bi fos fi du suh. I miin jus look...

Yu dey hia ina di chread tho.

 

[Shamiso]

Yu dey hia ina di chread tho.

Bot yu di OP.

Suh wah yu talmboht?

 

[Numero Uno]

@Shamiso yeah yu rait... nau mek wi kot fi di chase.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

In the meantime interesting Zim labrish das a low happening oan.

 

[Numero Uno]

In the meantime interesting Zim labrish das a low happening oan.

Nah, ih kyaahn bi.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Nah, ih kyaahn bi.

I dey chun yu fi riil oan, kaaz dem gwans dey di siem old siem. Nat moch inchresin.

 

[Black Panther]

Jus gwans bout dem daiges an palitishandem.

Nah, it kyaahn bi.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Jus gwans boht dem daiges an palitishandem.

Oh dat. Yu tingk ih dey legal fi rekaad smadi for di phone ha?

 

[Numero Uno]

Oh dat. Yu tingk ih dey legal fi rekaad smadi for di phone ha?

Oan, wah yu talmboht?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Oan, wah yu talmboht?

Wetin ef yu fain unuself fo di pozishan weh smadi rekaad yu for an intimate moment widoht yuh consent?

 

[Numero Uno]

Wetin ef yu fain unuself fo di pozishan weh smadi rekaad yu for an intimate moment widoht yuh consent?

Gimme hegzampl.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Gimme hegzampl.

Mi talmboht nof ting laik dis...

 

[Black Panther]

Oh dat. Yu tingk ih dey legal fi rekaad smadi for di phone ha?

Das dipend weh ih dey dun bikaaz for som konchri covertly recorded evidence kyan bi admissible, depending for di precise circumstance an reasonableness af di intrusion.

 

[Numero Uno]

Mitingks for di phone ina madan taim yu shud aalwiez act az if yuh phone kaal dey being recorded. Bikos yu go neba nuo wah di ada pesin dey op tu.

 

[Shamiso]

Ummm... inga rather.

The only industry that will never go down in Zimbabwe is lula-lula industry.

It's a very strong and resilient industry—chero if inflation reaches 90 000%.

Wetin kyan mi seh... Ndashaya mashoko.

Fight go soon staat.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Ummm... inga rather.

The only industry that will never go down in Zimbabwe is lula-lula industry.

It's a very strong and resilient industry—chero if inflation reaches 90 000%.

Wetin kyan mi seh... Ndashaya mashoko.

Fight go soon staat.

@Shamiso boht wah?

 

[Shamiso]

@Shamiso boht wah?

Boht daigedem uu tingk dem shud rekaad ebri phone kaal. I miin if yu dey clout chase dehn mi guess das explains ih, yu nuo.

Otherwise, wetin yu chrai pruuv fi di worl? Yu laik a man dehn, yu laik a man, das fain. Unless yu dey chrai fi fix im lieta az taim goes on.

 

[Black Panther]

Boht daigedem uu tingk dem shud rekaad ebri phone kaal. I miin if yu dey clout chase dehn mi guess das explains ih, yu nuo.

Otherwise, wetin yu chrai pruuv fi di worl? Yu laik a man dehn, yu laik a man, das fain. Unless yu dey chrai fi fix im lieta az taim goes on.

Sopm dey for di wokdem. Watch dis spies (nuh pun intended).