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Message: [QUOTE="Nehanda, post: 26349, member: 2262"] Interior Cabinet Secretary Kipchumba Murkomen DESPERATELY PLEADED for calm Thursday as the FRANTIC search continues for missing Kenyan fishermen following Saturday's BLOODY ATTACK at Todonyang along the Kenya-Ethiopia border! Medical officials COMPLETED autopsies on two recovered bodies just hours before their burial yesterday! Murkomen SHOCKED listeners when he revealed the EXPLOSIVE truth behind the violence - a "rogue Kenyan" allegedly MASSACRED three people on Ethiopian territory, setting off a chain of VICIOUS REVENGE! "On Saturday, in the unfortunate incident, there was a rogue Kenyan who went to cause problems in the Ethiopian side from Kenya, and the information we have CONFIRMS he killed three from the Ethiopian side," Murkomen declared. The Cabinet Secretary GRIMLY admitted that furious Ethiopians launched a BRUTAL COUNTERATTACK against innocent Kenyan fishermen on Lake Turkana! The government remains CLUELESS about the exact casualty count, but relatives have reported MORE THAN TWENTY PEOPLE still unaccounted for in this ESCALATING BORDER CRISIS! Murkomen BOASTED about his Monday visit to the troubled region where he established "mechanisms" to engage Ethiopian authorities, FINALLY securing access for recovery teams! The government CELEBRATES finding just two bodies amid the DESPERATE SEARCH for dozens missing! "The search and rescue of the missing persons is on and I will inform the country accordingly on progress," Murkomen PROMISED anxiously. The Interior CS ADMITTED the government's MASSIVE FAILURE to respond quickly because the HORRIFIC BLOODSHED occurred outside Kenya's territory! Despite this GLARING COMPLICATION, Murkomen expressed WILD HOPE that an "all-government approach" with local security teams from both countries might produce results! Border communities remain TERRIFIED as authorities SCRAMBLE to prevent further DEADLY RETALIATION between the neighboring populations! [/QUOTE]

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