A failed apocalypse call lands a self-proclaimed prophet in custody, sparks memes, charges, and a bizarre ark side quest.
Custody experience and attitude
Ebo Noah recounts three weeks behind bars.
He frames the stay as rough but weirdly amusing.
Jail conditions get animal metaphors.
The tone stays flippant, not remorseful.
Arrest and prophecy fallout
Police picked him up on December 31, 2025.
The claim predicted a flood ending everything.
The forecast missed its mark entirely.
He later blamed divine intervention.
Legal status and bail terms
Authorities charged him with spreading panic.
Bail landed on January 15, 2026.
GH¢100,000 bond required two guarantors.
Property or vehicle backed the deal.
Court timeline and warning
Judges...