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    Starmer eyes under-16 social media ban at last

    Keir Starmer finally caved and decided to ban children from doomscrolling social media apps forever. The Prime Minister dropped his earlier hesitation regarding strict age limits because protecting kids apparently matters more. He confirmed that officials look closely at the Australian model...
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    New cash fund set to give councils power to pay fast

    The state finally decided that handing out cash works better than handing out food vouchers. This fresh Crisis and Resilience Fund drops one billion pounds annually starting in April to replace that temporary pandemic-era scheme everyone forgot about. Local councils gain the power to distribute...
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    Soho House saves shaky buyout with last-minute cash

    Soho House barely survived a total financial meltdown to finally take the company private. The London operators scrambled to fix a massive cash shortage that almost tanked the one point eight billion dollar buyout from MCR Hotels. Tyler Morse and his Morse Ventures outfit tossed in fifty...
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    Clean power target looks shaky as wind timelines slip

    The government's clean power dream just hit a massive reality check from wind bosses. RWE chief Tom Glover admitted their fancy new offshore wind farms likely won't generate electricity before the deadline hits. His company snagged five massive contracts recently during a state auction...
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    Reeves buffer starts shrinking as U turns pile up

    Rachel Reeves watched her massive cash pile evaporate instantly because reality hit hard. That twenty-two billion pound safety net might shrink to fourteen billion thanks to policy flops and fewer immigrants arriving. Analysts claim the margin for error looks tiny, barely two months on. She...
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    New EV mile tax could scare buyers right back to petrol

    Politicians decided to kill the electric car vibe with a greedy tax plan. Chancellor Rachel Reeves wants to slap a specific fee on every mile driven using battery power starting later this decade. Nathan Coe from AutoTrader slammed the idea because it ruins the whole point of ditching gas. He...
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    UK economy quietly grows again despite budget jitters

    British financial charts finally stopped crashing and proved every pessimist completely wrong. The Office for National Statistics released data showing the GDP expanded 0.3 percent during November. This jump crushed the tiny rise that economists predicted beforehand. Actual output stayed strong...
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    Radio star quietly quits festival he built for 12 years

    Tshatha Ngobe dipped from his festival gig and refused to explain the sudden exit. The Ukhozi FM personality walked away from the Impucuzeko Maskandi Festival after spending a dozen years building the brand. He stood as a founder alongside Xolani Mcineka and Sandile Ndlanya but decided to bail...
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    Counter-Strike Major set to finally land in Argentina

    Argentina finally snagged a Counter-Strike Major after years of watching neighbors get all the glory. FiReSPORTS boss Rodrigo Figueroa Reyes verified that Buenos Aires will host the primary 2027 championship. This decision brings the premier competition back to South America for the first time...
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    MLBB eyes Thailand comeback with new league and creator cash

    MOONTON Games finally remembered Thailand exists and wants their esports money. The developers plan to drag the Thai scene back into the global Mobile Legends: Bang Bang loop because the game apparently has huge traction there. They intend to launch the MLBB Super League Thailand to make things...
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    Zanu PF chair set to finish province tour in Bulilima

    A political roadshow just wrapped after hitting every corner of the province. Zanu PF's Matabeleland South chairman Nqobizitha Ndlovu concluded a tour of all twelve constituencies, ending at Madlambudzi Hall in Bulilima. The engagement series aimed to assess party structures and strengthen unity...
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    Madam Boss hits socialite Apphia Nyasha Musabayana with a $500k lawsuit

    A huge defamation lawsuit just hit over some messy social media drama. Zimbabwean comedian and social media personality Madam Boss filed a five-hundred-thousand-dollar claim against fellow Harare socialite Apphia Nyasha Musabayana. The legal action follows alleged harassment and severe online...
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    Youth tapped as culture bridge to China

    Officials are pushing young people to become hype men for cultural exchange. A government deputy minister stated that youth should act as ambassadors to advance relations with China through innovation and heritage. Emily Jesaya from the Sports Ministry emphasized leveraging intangible cultural...
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    Norton council eyes city glow up under NDS2

    Norton's council is making big promises about leveling up. The local authority has aligned its planning with national development goals, aiming for an empowered community. Acting public relations officer Leeroy Kaponda stated their mission involves providing affordable services and stakeholder...
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    Prisons discover green fingers with tobacco pilot

    That prison tobacco crop is actually looking pretty solid. Zimbabwe's prison service reported strong progress in agricultural projects, with a successful tobacco pilot at the Khami Complex. Commissioner-General Cyril Chihobvu praised officers in Bulawayo Metropolitan Province for their...
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    Govt bins driver retesting and trims transport fees

    They just scrapped mandatory driver retesting entirely. The government eliminated the rule, signaling a major deregulation push for the transport sector. Transport Minister Felix Mhona confirmed the change, instructing law enforcement that compliance is no longer enforceable. This move aims to...
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    Zim eyes $900m border glow up to chase transit clout

    They're throwing nearly a billion dollars at the border mess. The government plans a major overhaul of four key ports of entry, targeting Forbes, Chirundu, Nyamapanda, and Kanyemba. This push aims to position Zimbabwe as a regional transit hub under the AfCFTA agreement, tackling notorious trade...
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    Minister comes for bush boarding cash grabs

    The government is coming hard on illegal boarding houses hiding in plain sight. Primary and Secondary Education Minister Torerai Moyo issued a stern warning against unregistered facilities, commonly called bush boarding. These operations, prevalent in Manicaland areas like Buhera and Mutare...
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    Printflow bets $3.4m on shiny machines to stay relevant

    Printflow just dropped a ton of cash on some fancy new gear. The printing firm commissioned a set of six advanced machines, a move backed by Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube with an investment exceeding three million dollars. This equipment, including a Heidelberg CX104 and a Polar 137 Guillotine...
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    Manicaland rains kill two and wreck bridges and schools

    Heavy rains wrecked parts of Manicaland, claiming lives and smashing infrastructure. Provincial authorities confirmed two fatalities amid widespread damage from the storms. One victim drowned in Rusape Dam located in Makoni District, while another person was killed by a lightning strike in...
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