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    Marconati’s bail plea shot down, judge says community would riot

    That sketchy Marondera businessman, Francesco Marconati, just lost his bail appeal. The Bulawayo High Court shot it down, agreeing with an Inyathi magistrate that he should stay locked up until his trial for having an illegal firearm. Judge Ngoni Nduna dismissed the appeal, backing the lower...
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    Dagga busts in Mutawatawa and Harare, four caught red-handed

    Zimbabwe police nabbed four people in separate weed busts, one in Mutawatawa and another in Harare. The arrests netted a 26-year-old man named Norest Shinga and a 41-year-old woman, Rudo Mandebvu, in the first operation. Cops stopped Shinga at Guyu Business Center and found twenty-four plastic...
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    Kundishora steals an ox, gets nine years and a one-way ticket to regret

    Another cattle rustler in Zimbabwe just got booked for a long stretch. A Rusape court handed Nyamai Kundishora, a twenty-one-year-old from Chief Makoni's area, a solid nine years in prison for stealing an ox. The guy's whole operation fell apart in the dumbest way. He nabbed the animal...
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    Chamuka wants elections canceled, says ZANU-PF already won

    Opposition figure Hebert Chamuka, who leads the People's Unity Party, basically said Zimbabwe should just cancel the 2028 elections. He held a press conference in Harare, arguing that voting is pointless because the ruling ZANU-PF party always rigs the results. His solution is to scrap elections...
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    Feli Nandi’s family portrait serves glam and grace, kids included

    Another celebrity family photo drop, this time from Zimbabwean musician Feli Nandi. She posted a portrait with her two kids, a son and a daughter, and of course, people are all about it. The whole thing was staged with a clean studio backdrop, putting her motherhood front and center as a key...
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    Chivayo hands Pambuka a Fortuner, not just wheels but a comeback arc

    Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo just gave a crazy expensive gift to former TV news anchor Oscar Pambuka: a brand new 2025 Toyota Fortuner and ten thousand dollars cash. Chivayo announced the luxury SUV on social media, calling it a reward for Pambuka's turnaround and his current work...
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    Peacock slaps ads where your face should be, say hi to Capital One

    Peacock is about to start slapping ads on the profile selection screen, the place where you pick who is watching. Next year, when you open the app, a huge promotional image for a brand like Capital One or the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will dominate the screen right next to your user icons...
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    Self-checkout bandits blame inflation, not their sticky fingers

    Looks like the self-checkout lane is becoming the new five-finger discount aisle for a lot of people. A recent survey shows over a quarter of users now admit to intentionally stealing items, a huge jump from last year. Many of these shoppers blame insane grocery prices and general unfairness as...
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    Nissan’s rearview cam ghosted drivers, software said “nah”

    Nissan is recalling a bunch of its newest SUVs because a software bug can kill the backup camera. This affects over sixty thousand vehicles, specifically the 2025 Nissan Armada and Murano, plus the 2025 and 2026 Infiniti QX80 models. The glitch in the infotainment system might stop the camera...
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    Vegan freezer stash? Your heart’s not buying it

    Turns out your sad freezer full of fake meat and microwave vegan meals might be wrecking your heart. A big study in France followed over sixty-three thousand people for nearly a decade and found that loading up on ultra-processed plant-based garbage is linked to a way higher risk of heart...
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    Pat Finn exits stage left, cancer couldn’t handle his punchlines

    Pat Finn, a comic actor from shows like The Middle, has kicked the bucket. He died after dealing with cancer, according to the family. It happened at his place in Los Angeles, with his people around him. He leaves behind his wife Donna, married since 1990, and their three kids. The guy was...
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    Loneliness hits hard after 45, and AI won’t fix it

    Turns out the golden years are looking pretty bleak for a huge chunk of Americans. A recent study shows loneliness is absolutely skyrocketing among people over forty-five. About forty percent of them now report feeling isolated, which is a serious jump from just a few years back. This is a...
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    Pusha T gets a Rolls, and it’s not even his birthday

    Pusha T just got a Rolls-Royce from Pharrell Williams for no apparent reason. The rapper posted a video showing off the massive car, joking he could not even fit it in his cul-de-sac. He specifically mentioned the floor mats, which looked insanely plush. This absurd gift caps off a huge year...
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    Zara closes stores, but your cart’s still full

    Zara is quietly closing a ton of stores while pretending it is all part of the plan. The fast fashion giant, owned by Inditex, has shut down hundreds of locations globally since before the pandemic. Their peak store count was over twenty one hundred, but that number has steadily dropped. New...
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    Shilo Sanders’ NIL cash, and the court wants it back

    The bankruptcy trustee is coming for Shilo Sanders hard, demanding a quarter million dollars back. That money came from his name, image, and likeness deals funneled through his companies, Big 21 and Headache Gang. This whole mess stems from an old lawsuit where a former school security guard...
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    DOJ says Epstein letter fake, but trust is already gone

    The Justice Department just shut down another viral Epstein thing. Officials called a circulating letter from Jeffrey Epstein to Larry Nassar completely fake, saying the FBI confirmed it was bogus back when it first popped up at the jail. The DOJ statement pointed out several huge problems with...
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    Burna Boy’s weeklong fling, and it wasn’t just a one-night thing

    Influencer Envy Erica told a wild story on Big Homie's House about hooking up with Burna Boy. She claims she met the Afrobeats singer at a club, joined him in his section, and basically demanded he leave with her. The model says she brought a friend along for a threesome, kicking off a whole...
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    Wage garnishment is back, and your paycheck’s on the menu

    The Education Department under Trump is restarting wage garnishment for defaulted student loans. That kicks off in January 2026. The first batch of scary letters hits about a thousand people right after the new year, with more added each month. They can take up to fifteen percent of what a...
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    Charlie Kirk trashed Nicki Minaj before, fans aren’t fooled

    The internet is having a field day with this hypocrisy. Charlie Kirk, the Turning Point USA guy, is getting roasted because old footage shows him calling Nicki Minaj a terrible role model. He specifically said her music was inappropriate and dangerous for young Black women. Now his wife, Erika...
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    Venus Williams ties the knot with Andrea Preti in double-wedding celebration

    Venus Williams finally got married, and of course, it was a whole production across two countries. She and some actor named Andrea Preti did the thing first in Italy, then again in Florida. The Italian plan was the dream, but apparently, the paperwork for a foreigner takes forever. So they just...
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