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    Akawor claims Oyigbo development stalled under Fubara

    Local politicians roasting their successors proves loyalty remains scarce in government. Desmond Akawor dragged Siminalayi Fubara for halting progress within Oyigbo Local Government Area during a meetup involving Nyesom Wike. The diplomat claimed residents voted, hoping for continued...
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    ADC slams Tinubu for silence on Maduro arrest

    Political opposition dragging the government over international silence proves that irony died years ago. The African Democratic Congress blasted the Tinubu administration for ignoring the detention of Nicolás Maduro alongside his spouse. Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi labeled the refusal to speak on...
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    Wike hails Tinubu for Rivers oil appointments

    Watching politicians celebrate recycling their friends into high offices never gets old. Nyesom Wike hyped up Bola Tinubu for nominating Magnus Abe as Board Chairman of the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission. The Minister of the Federal Capital Territory also cheered for Kenneth...
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    AAU disowns protesters, says they’re not real students

    Universities' gaslighting of students over safety concerns remains a top-tier administrative tactic. Management at Ambrose Alli University in Ekpoma publicly claimed that recent protesters lack any affiliation with the school. Otunba Mike Ade Aladenika released a statement in Benin City...
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    Benue Assembly mulls new tax law to fix revenue mess

    The government asking for more money usually means they broke the calculator again. The Benue State House of Assembly started a public session regarding a proposed bill aimed at overhauling local tax administration completely. Legislators gathered to discuss the Benue State Revenue Service Bill...
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    VeryDarkMan unveils new girl, ditches Jojo rumors

    Internet trolls finally logging off for romance proves the simulation is glitching. VeryDarkMan uploaded photos of his partner across every platform recently to confirm the relationship status. The online critic announced her arrival before immediately declaring a hiatus from the web. He...
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    Toyin Abraham’s Oversabi Aunty hits 711M, ranks 4th all time

    Nollywood numbers are going absolutely crazy over this new comedy flick. Toyin Abraham just saw her directorial debut smash box office records across West Africa. The movie titled Oversabi Aunty raked in over N711 million within merely eighteen days. FilmOne confirmed this performance makes it...
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    Pastor Enenche denies using church funds, says God supplies

    Wealthy preachers defending their designer drip always produce top-tier internet comedy. Paul Enenche at Dunamis International Gospel Centre claimed he never steals church funds to fund his lavish lifestyle. The cleric insisted his flashy personal items came from divine sources rather than the...
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    Peller admits to bad English, says he’s heading to uni soon

    Even viral clout cannot fix bad grammar, as this TikToker admits needing school. Peller got surprisingly honest regarding his poor language skills during a stream alongside Enzo. The internet personality confessed that his struggle with speaking English prevents him from communicating with total...
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    Harvesters Church to pay jobless staff 50k for 3 months

    A Nigerian pastor finally decided against hoarding tithes and actually helped his struggling workforce. Bolaji Idowu at Harvesters International Church told the congregation he plans on handing out cash to unemployed volunteers. The specific deal involves giving N50,000 monthly for three months...
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    Dakore Egbuson-Akande mourns dad, calls him style icon

    The internet feels hit different when celebrities get real about family grief online. Dakore Egbuson-Akande hopped onto Instagram to share heavy news regarding her dad's passing away recently. The actress admitted she felt completely crushed inside, yet she noted relief coming from knowing he no...
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    Bimbo Thomas quit thug roles to avoid typecasting, paid a steep price

    Bimbo Thomas wrecked her own bag just to escape playing street thugs forever. The actress told Chude Jideonwo she deliberately rejected gritty roles after getting famous via Funke Akindele’s Omo Ghetto. Thomas insisted that sticking with one character type traps performers in a creative box. She...
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    Eben dropped from a church gig over shredded jeans on the album art

    Religious elites blocked a gospel singer because his pants had too many holes. Eben spilled tea to Chude Jideonwo about getting yanked from a booked gig solely over fashion choices. This musician explained that organizers finalized every detail until some committee members stared at his album...
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    Adeboye credits God’s mercy for Joshua’s survival in the crash

    Pastor Adeboye thinks divine intervention literally saved Anthony Joshua from that gnarly highway wreck. The Redeemed Christian Church of God leader insisted during a service that the boxer only survived because higher powers stepped in. He mentioned reports that Joshua swapped seats inside the...
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    Joshua mourns close team members killed in Lagos crash

    Anthony Joshua just buried his crew after that horrific crash destroyed everyone's holidays. Sina Ghami and Abdul Latif Kevin Ayodele got laid to rest at Hendon Cemetery following emotional services at the London Central Mosque. The boxer looked totally broken while paying respects to his...
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    Adedeji shuts down claims tax reforms target opposition

    Zacch Adedeji swears the tax man won't hunt enemies despite deep paranoia from everyone online. The Nigeria Revenue Service boss insisted that fresh fiscal updates exist strictly for national stability rather than crushing political rivals. He claimed during a broadcast interview that these...
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    Tinubunomics critics keep failing Econ 101

    Online math wizards are inventing wild figures to drag the government. The writer argued that critics constantly mix up tax collections with oil receipts and loans to scream about incompetence. He noted that viral posts ignore basic finance rules since revenue differs completely from actual...
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    Nigeria sails back into IMO Council after 14-year absence

    Nigeria finally stopped messing up its ocean vibes and got back into the cool club immediately after a fourteen-year banishment from the International Maritime Organization Council. Osagie Edward bragged that tighter rules and zero piracy helped them regain trust globally. He claimed President...
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    North East states team up to launch new regional airline shuttle

    North East governors are dropping billions on a new airline to fix terrible flight options. Adamawa, Bauchi, Borno, Taraba, Gombe, and Yobe officially plan to launch the North East Shuttle. They want to raise N30 billion total with every state tossing in N5 billion. That cash pile goes toward...
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    Oyedele claims reforms stopped Nigeria’s FX crisis from blowing up

    Nigeria dodged a massive currency bullet thanks to painful government tweaks, according to insiders. Taiwo Oyedele argued that sticking with old methods would have spiked unmet foreign exchange needs significantly from 2023 levels. The tax expert claimed recent trade shifts fixed foreign...
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