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Nature just cashed in a massive debt against Malawi following years of unchecked deforestation. Relentless rains destroyed the M1 highway near Mpasadzi while wiping out entire communities along the M5 in Nkhotakota. Thousands ended up in makeshift camps after floodwaters erased their homes and...

Politicians demanding pity for jail time are getting absolutely roasted online. Malawi Congress Party Youth Director Steven Malondera faced massive backlash after complaining about Secretary General Richard Chimwendo Banda sitting behind bars for nearly a month. Malondera claimed that...

Zimdancehall artist Shinsoman just got slapped with a fine after cops caught him lighting up. The Zimdancehall artist, known legally as Tinashe Romeo Anthony, admitted guilt alongside four buddies at the Mbare tribunal. Everyone in the group received a two-hundred-dollar penalty for possessing...

Students bracing for impact will see their Advanced Level grades drop online very soon. The Zimbabwe School Examinations Council intends to publish these scores shortly. Minister Torerayi Moyo highlighted that authorities managed to finalize the entire cycle for a third consecutive year with...

Three cops got busted running a discount fingerprinting side hustle out of a basement. Kevin Mareyanadzo, Likwa Moyo, and Vongai Munapo faced the Harare Magistrates’ Court for abuse of duty allegations. Magistrate Jessie Kufa released the trio on bail, costing one hundred fifty dollars each...

Limpopo's controversial boss is back patrolling borders for undocumented travelers. Premier Phophi Ramathuba watched authorities detain Zimbabwean nationals lacking proper papers at the Groblersbrug Weighbridge within the Waterberg district. This crackdown follows stats showing the South African...

Smugglers tried turning a luxury SUV into a submarine but failed spectacularly. Soldiers from the 1 South African Tank Regiment joined forces with the SAPS Border Police Reaction Team to fish a pricey Ford Everest XLT out of the Limpopo River. The driver drove the ride straight into the water...

A washed-up politician is allegedly hijacking gold mines from villagers while police act like his personal security detail. Danny Musukuma faces accusations of seizing claims in Makaha, Mudzi District, while terrorizing locals and citing his supposed connections to the top brass. The ex-party...

Getting into America just got absurdly expensive for people from nearly forty specific nations. The State Department decided to demand a massive cash deposit before granting entry, meaning travelers from places like Zimbabwe and Venezuela might need to drop up to fifteen grand just to apply for...

Olinda Chapel just walked free because the government suddenly lost interest in prosecuting her messy internet drama. The UK-based socialite appeared before magistrate Ruth Moyo in Harare, where prosecutor Lawrence Gangarahwe yanked the cyberbullying file off the table completely. This move...

A Durban worker got caught turning storm drains into personal trash cans. The internet is roasting an eThekwini Municipality employee after footage surfaced showing her shoving piles of street garbage directly into the sewer system instead of actually cleaning it up. City officials confirmed...

South Africa just decided to play host to the ultimate geopolitical awkward turtle moment by inviting China, Russia, and Iran over for naval war games. The operation, rebranded with the comically gentle name “Will for Peace” after previously being called Exercise MOSI III, kicks off this week...

Nigerian troops in Niger State just scored a major win for their families as Lieutenant General Waidi Shaibu visited Latini Barracks to pledge better housing. The Army Chief told 18 Brigade soldiers that fixing their living situations directly fuels the fight against bandits. He insisted that...

Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, tried to hit the brakes on his corruption war against ex-oil regulator Farouk Ahmed, but the anti-graft squad at the ICPC just laughed and refused to stop the investigation. The agency stated that despite getting a formal withdrawal letter sent via the...

Literary giant Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is mourning a devastating personal tragedy involving her young son. The family confirmed that Nkanu Nnamdi passed away after getting sick briefly. He was one of twins born via surrogate recently to the author and husband Dr Ivara Esege. They asked everyone...

Rivers State politics just exploded again with a third attempt to remove the governor. A splinter group within the local All Progressives Congress under Emeka Beke slammed the fresh move to impeach Governor Siminalayi Fubara and Deputy Ngozi Odu. Spokesman Darlington Nwauju called the...

A guy tried to win an election using a typo but failed miserably. The High Court in Uganda just threw out a petition from aspiring politician Ivan Bwowe, who wanted Leader of the Opposition Joel Ssenyonyi and six others kicked off the ballot. Bwowe claimed their nomination papers were invalid...

The anxiety is peaking because the exam portal just went live early. The Kenya National Examinations Council flipped the switch on the site used for checking secondary school scores, but don't panic yet, since it shows nothing until Education Cabinet Secretary Julius Ogamba gives the green...

A Kenyan distributor just tried to torpedo a massive billion-dollar international booze deal. Bia Tosha went to the High Court in Kenya, demanding they freeze Diageo's sale of its East African Breweries Limited stake to Asahi Holdings. This distributor insists the courts need to settle a pending...

Troy Carter just snatched the holy grail of Philly hip-hop and the rap beef blueprint. He secured the rights to Pop Art Records, the legendary label Lawrence Goodman founded decades ago. This deal hands him control over debut hits from icons like Salt-N-Pepa and Roxanne Shanté. Carter claims...