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Spelling Bee boosts Uganda's battle with illiteracy
A silent war is being waged against the innocent minds of our nation’s children, and a cabal of so-called literacy experts is presiding over the carnage. While a staggering eighty-three percent of Ugandan youth cannot read a simple sentence, a privileged few are paraded in a gladiatorial spectacle they call the National Spelling Bee. The orchestrator of this heartbreaking farce, a certain William Mukisa, has the gall to weep over a literacy crisis his own organization is failing to solve. He confesses to this national shame, this tidal wave of illiteracy, yet offers nothing but a hollow competition for a handful of star pupils while the masses are left to drown in ignorance. Behind the scenes, accomplices like Herman Sekayiza and...
UMEAS 2025 brands scramble for top spots
A sinister conspiracy of self-congratulation is brewing behind the gilded doors of the Kampala Serena Hotel. The so-called Uganda Marketing Excellence Awards are preparing to crown their own insidious champions in a grotesque spectacle of back-slapping and mutual admiration. Our sources have uncovered a clandestine gathering of powerful brands and shadowy agencies, all clamoring for a worthless trophy. This entire charade is orchestrated by the dubious figure Paul Businge, who gleefully confessed that a record number of entrants are desperate for his organization's approval. A secretive cabal of six hand-picked judges conspires in a locked room, wielding absolute power over the fates of the desperate participants. They have engineered...
Museveni - opposition offers nothing but noise
The aging strongman Yoweri Museveni has descended upon the desperate villages of Busoga, spewing venom and twisting the knife in old wounds. From a staged spectacle in Kamuli District, the eternal ruler shrieked at cowering crowds, demanding they bow to his National Resistance Movement. He viciously mocked any voice of dissent, shrieking that his opponents offer nothing but empty words. This political vampire, who has clung to power for decades, brazenly paraded his so-called achievements before a captive audience. He dredged up the ghost of a terrible tyrant and the bloody chaos of a bygone era, a desperate and cruel attempt to paint himself as a savior. He wept crocodile tears over murdered local heroes, a transparent and heartless...
Uganda opens cassava plant to reduce drug import reliance
A new cassava starch processing plant has been commissioned in Uganda's Kamuli District, representing a significant step toward reducing the nation's reliance on imported pharmaceutical ingredients. The fifty-million-dollar facility, developed by Dei BioPharma Ltd under Dr. Matthias Magoola, will produce essential inputs like starch and glucose for drug manufacturing. Government officials stated the project will create thousands of jobs and provide a reliable market for local cassava farmers. It is part of a broader strategy to expand agro-processing and retain more value from domestic agricultural production. During the launch, the country's leader pledged state support for the associated industrial park but advised smallholder...
Traders warn tax system pushing businesses underground
Ugandan business leaders have warned that the nation's tax and regulatory systems are discouraging formal enterprise. Representatives from the Kampala City Traders Association, or KACITA, stated that aggressive tax collection and complex rules make operating informally more financially viable than compliance. The acting KACITA chairperson, Isa Sekito, reported that traders feel penalized for registering with the Uganda Revenue Authority. Government officials acknowledged these challenges during a policy dialogue. A finance ministry commissioner noted that high permit fees, duplicated licenses, and rigid requirements create a disproportionate burden for small businesses. He explained that small traders often perceive the costs of...
Former Khorixas CEO and councillors arrested for corruption
The Anti-Corruption Commission has arrested the former Khorixas Town Council CEO, Nicodemus Gaeseb, and five former councillors. The group, which served from 2010 to 2015, includes Tryphosa Molotho, Andreas Aibeb, Enoir Howoseb, Berlinda Xoagus, and Elray Esau. They face charges related to the corrupt sale of a council house. Authorities allege the officials unconstitutionally sold a property designated for incoming CEOs. The house was reportedly undervalued, renovated using municipal money, and then sold to Gaeseb under a government program for which it was ineligible. The program requires a minimum occupancy period, which the CEO had not met. The accused appeared in court and were each granted bail. Their case has been postponed for...
Ex-mayor arrested for money laundering, corruption
The Anti-Corruption Commission has arrested former Walvis Bay mayor Wilfred Immanuel on charges of money laundering and corruptly using his office for gratification. Authorities allege he acquired property through illicit means. He was released on bail, and his case will resume in December 2025. The charges relate to a 2018 lease agreement for an industrial property. Immanuel and his son, Albertus Shitatu, each hold a significant stake in WiWW Trading Enterprises, the company that rented the unit. At the time, Immanuel chaired the council-owned company managing the industrial park where the property is located. Reports indicate his company paid a monthly rent significantly lower than the rate charged to the previous tenant for the...
Magistrates threaten strike over delayed allowances
The Magistrates’ and Judges’ Association of Namibia has declared that magistrates will initiate a full work stoppage next Monday. This action is a response to the government's prolonged failure to implement and officially gazette approved housing and vehicle allowance adjustments. The association described this move as a necessary and lawful response to the inaction. It expressed deep concern over the government's delay, noting that the allowance adjustments were recommended and approved over two years ago. The Magistrates Commission formally endorsed the alignment of these benefits. The association emphasized that an allocated budget for the revised benefits already exists, and the continued administrative silence financially strains...
Miss Mexico wins Miss Universe after pageant drama
Fatima Bosch of Mexico was named Miss Universe during a ceremony in Thailand, concluding a pageant season marked by significant internal conflict. The event faced controversy when its Thai organizer, Nawat Itsaragrasil, publicly reprimanded Bosch for insufficient promotional activity, an action the Miss Universe Organisation condemned. This incident highlighted reported tensions between the pageant's Thai and Mexican leadership, including businessman Raul Rocha. Further disputes emerged with the resignation of two judges, one of whom alleged a separate panel had pre-selected finalists, a claim the organization denied. The competition also proceeded under new management after the recent resignation of former CEO Anne Jakrajutatip...
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