Zimbabwe just dodged a massive weather bullet with that new cyclone spinning uselessly offshore. The local weather office confirmed that Cyclone Dudzai poses zero threat to the country despite the scary label. Forecaster James Ngoma promised his team would keep watching the system while it drifts harmlessly away. This system marks the fifth major storm of the current rainfall season but lacks the energy to make landfall.
Most of these storms barely did anything this year anyway. The first three systems, dubbed Awol, Blossom, and Chenge, all fizzled out in the ocean before causing real trouble. Even the fourth one, called Grant, started near Australia and died before it could reach the mainland. Ngoma noted that none of those previous...