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The biggest boss is officially spinning the block on Zimbabwe for a second paycheck. Rick Ross uploaded a clip from Las Vegas, confirming he plans to touch down in Harare. William Leonard Roberts II shouted out his local plug, Scott Sakupwanya, while telling everyone to grab tickets immediately...

Bureaucrats love inventing fresh alphabet soup to justify endless meetings about governance. Acting Chief Secretary Willard Manungo demanded that the African Peer Review Mechanism merge processes with the New Partnership for Africa’s Development to supposedly enhance operational coherence. He...

Manicaland schools are spiraling into chaos as headless institutions face a looming exam disaster. Dozens of learning centers in Mutare and Makoni districts operate without substantive leadership while students prepare for Heritage-based Curriculum tests. The Ministry of Primary and Secondary...

A funeral home accidentally swapped bodies and gaslit grieving relatives about complexion changes. Nyaradzo Funeral Services in Mutare faces severe backlash after burying the wrong corpse. The Muzwati family unknowingly interred centenarian Mbuya Eddina Gwavava Mufambi instead of their...

An American streamer screamed his way through Victoria Falls while local agencies frantically managed the chaos. IShowSpeed brought his "Speed Does Africa" tour to the resort city yesterday after generating headlines across Botswana, South Africa, Eswatini, and Mozambique. The internet...

Politicians finally admitted that buying fancy cars looks terrible while the economy struggles. Zimbabwean authorities decided to slash spending on luxury vehicles and excessive foreign trips to keep the national budget from imploding. This directive falls under the National Development Strategy...

Acting President Chiwenga wants the country to milk every ounce of profit from hosting global cricket. He received the Under-Nineteen trophy in Harare while hyping up the matches shared with co-host Namibia. Officials hope this tournament creates actual career paths for youth instead of just...

Manicaland politicians started the year throwing cash at voters to secure power until 2030. Provincial Chairman Tawanda Mukodza confirmed they are dropping twenty-five grand into every constituency through the Presidential Constituency Empowerment Fund. This cash injection targets districts like...

A pirate taxi driver faced the family of the man he killed while dodging cops. Thompson Zuze admitted he panicked and ran over Blessing Mangezi in the central business district while attempting to flee city enforcement agents. The thirty-two-year-old met grieving relatives at Parirenyatwa...

Bureaucrats finally decided swamps are not free real estate for illegal condos. Environment Minister Evelyn Ndlovu legally protected twenty wetlands throughout Manicaland to stop rampant construction and farming from destroying the water table. This official status hopefully halts the...

EcoCash users claim their digital wallets are leaking money while customer support does absolutely nothing. A viral audio recording sparked panic after an unidentified woman alleged her funds vanished overnight without permission. Residents in Mutare echoed these nightmares, reporting...

Three artists built a massive statue worshipping a controversial rich guy who hands out free cars. Sculptors Callangan Makuni, Duncan Masanga, and Americk Kumbiri finished this giant tribute to Wicknell Chivayo in Chitungwiza. The trio claimed this wealthy philanthropist acts as a shining...

Smugglers got busted trying to drag a busload of unaccompanied minors across the river. South African border agents intercepted over twenty kids near the Limpopo waterway around Beitbridge during an alleged trafficking run. Authorities found children aged five to seventeen with ten adults, yet...

Cattle owners finally caught a break from the tick apocalypse thanks to mandatory chemical baths. The Directorate of Veterinary Services confirmed that persistent vaccination drives effectively slowed the spread of Theileriosis. Chief Director Pious Makaya noted infection rates remain stable but...

Stealing rent money from college kids is apparently a lucrative side hustle. Authorities hauled Tatenda Nyamuturira into court for supposedly pocketing thirty thousand dollars meant for housing fees. Prosecutors claim he and a missing partner swindled the cash while managing Varsity Heights...

The state finally realized that leaving crash victims broken constitutes bad policy. Transport authorities launched public talks regarding fresh legislation designed to cover medical bills for people injured on highways. Permanent Secretary Joy Makumbe started this tour in Marondera before...

Two village leaders died because family members allegedly battled using goblins and spiritual underwear charms. Mutsa Chikuni told Chief Mutasa that her late husband, Custon Mutinhima, perished from a calculated spiritual hit orchestrated specifically via his older brother, Aaron. She insisted...

A mechanic pleading poverty must finally pay up for his neglected kids' education. Yolanda Matura dragged Henrick Ndau before a magistrate at the Harare Civil Court, demanding he support their three offspring properly. She requested a monthly increase from one hundred to two hundred dollars...

Harare drivers must finally ditch cash as parking marshals get replaced with code. City Parking officials announced that paying for spots along Central Avenue between Sam Nujoma and Simon Muzenda Streets will strictly require digital tools immediately. This automated zone eliminates human...

Hundreds of families are crumbling because one university lab ran out of testing supplies. The Innovation Hub at the National University of Science and Technology effectively ghosted over three hundred clients starting back in October. This massive administrative chokehold turned homes into...