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    Zimbabwe villagers accuse ex-ZANU-PF official of seizing gold claims

    A washed-up politician is allegedly hijacking gold mines from villagers while police act like his personal security detail. Danny Musukuma faces accusations of seizing claims in Makaha, Mudzi District, while terrorizing locals and citing his supposed connections to the top brass. The ex-party...
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    US adds Zimbabwe, Venezuela to $15K visa bond list

    Getting into America just got absurdly expensive for people from nearly forty specific nations. The State Department decided to demand a massive cash deposit before granting entry, meaning travelers from places like Zimbabwe and Venezuela might need to drop up to fifteen grand just to apply for...
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    State drops cyberbullying case against Olinda Chapel

    Olinda Chapel just walked free because the government suddenly lost interest in prosecuting her messy internet drama. The UK-based socialite appeared before magistrate Ruth Moyo in Harare, where prosecutor Lawrence Gangarahwe yanked the cyberbullying file off the table completely. This move...
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    Durban worker under fire for sweeping trash into storm drain

    A Durban worker got caught turning storm drains into personal trash cans. The internet is roasting an eThekwini Municipality employee after footage surfaced showing her shoving piles of street garbage directly into the sewer system instead of actually cleaning it up. City officials confirmed...
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    South Africa hosts naval drill with China, Russia, Iran

    South Africa just decided to play host to the ultimate geopolitical awkward turtle moment by inviting China, Russia, and Iran over for naval war games. The operation, rebranded with the comically gentle name “Will for Peace” after previously being called Exercise MOSI III, kicks off this week...
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    Army chief promises better welfare, housing for troops

    Nigerian troops in Niger State just scored a major win for their families as Lieutenant General Waidi Shaibu visited Latini Barracks to pledge better housing. The Army Chief told 18 Brigade soldiers that fixing their living situations directly fuels the fight against bandits. He insisted that...
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    ICPC vows to probe ex-oil regulator despite Dangote’s withdrawal

    Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, tried to hit the brakes on his corruption war against ex-oil regulator Farouk Ahmed, but the anti-graft squad at the ICPC just laughed and refused to stop the investigation. The agency stated that despite getting a formal withdrawal letter sent via the...
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    Chimamanda Adichie’s toddler son dies after brief illness

    Literary giant Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is mourning a devastating personal tragedy involving her young son. The family confirmed that Nkanu Nnamdi passed away after getting sick briefly. He was one of twins born via surrogate recently to the author and husband Dr Ivara Esege. They asked everyone...
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    APC faction rejects latest bid to impeach Rivers governor

    Rivers State politics just exploded again with a third attempt to remove the governor. A splinter group within the local All Progressives Congress under Emeka Beke slammed the fresh move to impeach Governor Siminalayi Fubara and Deputy Ngozi Odu. Spokesman Darlington Nwauju called the...
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    Court keeps Ssenyonyi on ballot despite clerical error claim

    A guy tried to win an election using a typo but failed miserably. The High Court in Uganda just threw out a petition from aspiring politician Ivan Bwowe, who wanted Leader of the Opposition Joel Ssenyonyi and six others kicked off the ballot. Bwowe claimed their nomination papers were invalid...
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    KCSE 2025 results portal live ahead of official release

    The anxiety is peaking because the exam portal just went live early. The Kenya National Examinations Council flipped the switch on the site used for checking secondary school scores, but don't panic yet, since it shows nothing until Education Cabinet Secretary Julius Ogamba gives the green...
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    Kenyan firm tries to block Diageo’s EABL sale to Asahi

    A Kenyan distributor just tried to torpedo a massive billion-dollar international booze deal. Bia Tosha went to the High Court in Kenya, demanding they freeze Diageo's sale of its East African Breweries Limited stake to Asahi Holdings. This distributor insists the courts need to settle a pending...
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    Troy Carter snags legendary Pop Art hip-hop catalog

    Troy Carter just snatched the holy grail of Philly hip-hop and the rap beef blueprint. He secured the rights to Pop Art Records, the legendary label Lawrence Goodman founded decades ago. This deal hands him control over debut hits from icons like Salt-N-Pepa and Roxanne Shanté. Carter claims...
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    Spotify’s royalty pool too diluted, strategist argues

    Someone finally said the quiet part out loud about fixing broken streaming payouts. Music strategist Joel Gouveia argues Spotify should completely stop paying artists with fewer than 250,000 monthly listeners to funnel that cash toward professional musicians who are starving under the current...
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    HYBE America taps Ethiopia Habtemariam as new music chief

    HYBE America just proved there is life after Scooter Braun by snagging a massive industry veteran to run their entire music operation. This morning, the company announced Ethiopia Habtemariam as its new President of Music, a power move that puts the former Motown Records chief executive firmly...
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    UMG CEO takes aim at AI slop, vows to protect artists

    The big boss at Universal Music just declared total war on cheap AI garbage. Sir Lucian Grainge sent a memo warning everyone that dodgy business models devaluing real human creativity get zero tolerance. He specifically dragged platforms pushing junk content, which hits hard since UMG is...
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    Ticketmaster hit with new class action over alleged privacy violations

    Ticketmaster is allegedly spying on your clicks to feed data brokers illegal snacks. Jeffrey Scruggs from Solano County filed a class action in California claiming the site uses unauthorized trackers to scrape IP addresses and browser habits via hidden tools without asking permission. The...
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    Spotify opens Hollywood podcast studio as Golden Globes add category

    Spotify is feeding the content beast with a shiny new Hollywood podcast shrine. The streaming titan opened Sycamore Studios to capture more audio dominance in Los Angeles. This facility features flexible recording rooms and high-end video gear to support productions from The Ringer network, like...
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    Spotify rolls out real-time friend listening and Jam invites

    Spotify creeps can finally stalk friends' music taste in real-time via DMs. The platform expanded its chat system, where users broadcast exactly what they play inside message threads. This opt-in setting reveals your current track or recent history to anyone you previously messaged. Management...
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    Bruno Mars is droping new album, The Romantic, on Feb 27

    Bruno Mars finally woke up from his decade-long hibernation to drop a new album. The sixteen-time Grammy winner intends to release his fourth solo record, called The Romantic, via Atlantic Records next month. This project marks his first solo effort since 24K Magic ruled the airwaves nearly ten...
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