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    Bobi Wine begs Musk to restore Starlink in Uganda

    Bobi Wine is begging Elon Musk for internet access before a high-stakes election. The opposition figure claimed that disabling Starlink terminals aids President Yoweri Museveni in keeping power. Wine insisted that blocking connectivity hurts democratic efforts to unseat the long-serving leader...
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    Ruto wants the death penalty for drug traffickers

    Ruto wants heads to roll over drug trafficking after a massive airline bust. President William Ruto suggested capital punishment for anyone selling hard stuff like heroin or cocaine. Interior Cabinet Secretary Kipchumba Murkomen backed the extreme stance while claiming substance abuse ruins the...
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    Live Nation buys Paris’ La Défense Arena to boost shows

    The monopoly just swallowed Europe's biggest indoor arena to control even more shows. Live Nation purchased the massive Paris La Défense Arena in Nanterre from Ovalto. This facility holds forty-five thousand people for gigs. It previously hosted Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar. The sale price...
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    UMG teams with NVIDIA to fight AI slop, boost artist-led tools

    Corporate overlords are finally merging tech power with music rights to control the algorithm. Universal Music Group linked up with NVIDIA to create new artificial intelligence systems using their massive song library. Sir Lucian Grainge insists this deal stops garbage content from ruining...
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    UMG names James Steven EVP and Chief Communications Officer

    Universal Music Group just snatched a top executive from its biggest rival. James Steven is quitting Warner Music Group to become the new Executive Vice President at UMG. He begins in late January in New York. The suit reports directly to Will Tanous while managing internal and external...
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    Defunct ticket firm sues Live Nation, Ticketmaster over monopoly

    Ticketmaster just crushed another startup and now faces a massive antitrust lawsuit. Fanimal filed a complaint claiming the entertainment giant used monopoly tactics to destroy their business. This Santa Monica company shut down recently after failing to compete against a system controlling...
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    APC chieftain demands marine police base in Agwara

    Terrorists are treating the River Niger like a personal highway while locals die. Jonathan Vatsa demanded a military base in Agwara to stop these attacks. He insists the federal government must deploy marine police immediately. This plea follows a massacre where forty-two traders perished at...
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    Man pulled alive from Lagos building rubble after 11 days

    Someone actually cheated death after spending nearly two weeks buried under massive concrete piles. Rescuers pulled a man out of the Great Nigeria House debris in Lagos Island alive. This discovery happened long after the structure crumbled following a nasty fire incident. Everyone assumed...
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    Nyoro slams govt over Ksh109 school funding per student

    Ndindi Nyoro is dragging the state over sending pocket change to local schools. He claims they only released Ksh109 per student despite official reports stating billions went out. The lawmaker accuses leadership of lying about capitation disbursements while classrooms suffer. He warned officials...
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    Bola Tinubu names first female DG of Nigerian Law School

    Bola Tinubu just shattered a massive glass ceiling at the law school. The president selected Dr. Olugbemisola Titilayo Odusote to run the Nigerian Law School starting mid-January. She becomes the first female boss since the place opened way back in 1962. Bayo Onanuga confirmed this huge...
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    Kenya Power cuts power in Kajiado for maintenance

    Kajiado residents should charge their gadgets because darkness looms. Kenya Power confirmed maintenance work will hit the county hard. The utility provider targeted Loitokitok and the Ex Sultan Hamud feeder for grid updates. Crews plan to cut electricity during daylight hours to fix equipment...
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    DNKI denies blood ritual claims, calls video fake

    A frat group is denying vampire allegations after a disturbing video leaked online. Alban Aniekanabasi Paulinus rejected claims that De Norsemen Kclub International engages in blood drinking. He insisted the brotherhood acts purely as a humanitarian organization rather than a cult. The viral...
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    OnlyFans stars score US O-1 visas as 'extraordinary' talent

    OnlyFans creators are securing elite visas while scientists struggle to get approved. Lawyers are using a loophole to get influencers and adult stars into the States. This shift happened after Donald Trump imposed harsh travel bans on Nigeria recently. They argue that posting nudes counts as...
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    FCTA rescues kids from suspect orphanage in Kagini

    Orphanage owners are fleeing town because the feds finally raided a shady baby factory. FCTA agents stormed a facility in Kagini to save kids facing terrible conditions. The Bwari Area Council spot faced accusations of dodgy adoption practices. Officials teamed up with NAPTIP to secure the...
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    BSUTH doctors beg governor to end strike standoff

    Striking medics begged for help only to get slapped with eviction notices. Resident physicians at BSUTH have refused to work for over a month. Kawen Pededoo led the squad, asking Governor Hyacinth Alia to interfere. They demanded better housing conditions during a press meet in Makurdi. Stephen...
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    Prophet claims Atiku to step down for Jonathan in 2027

    Religious leaders are predicting wild global conspiracies for the next election cycle. Primate Elijah Ayodele claims big players will sideline Atiku Abubakar soon. He says the African Union and the United States prefer Goodluck Jonathan instead. The cleric insists they want the ex-leader to run...
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    Imobi women protest alleged granite land grab

    Local aunties are revolting against greedy granite thieves trying to steal community resources. Women from Amaidi, Amanyanwu, and Onuzo hit the streets to block a resource hijack. They claim shady actors want to control stone deposits in Uturu. The protesters insist that Eze Simeon Chukwuemeka...
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    DJ Cuppy ditches socials for spiritual reset

    DJ Cuppy is finally logging off to touch grass and find Jesus because she announced a sudden social media exit on X. The disc jockey told fans she needs silence to reset her mental state. She plans to hide away with God for a bit. She insists she feels okay despite the abrupt disappearance. Her...
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    Rexxie calls Seyi Vibes an industry plant, alleges forced beef

    Rexxie claims Seyi Vibes faked his way to the top using dirty tactics. The record producer hopped on a livestream to label the singer an industry plant. He insists the sudden fame resulted from careful planning by handlers rather than organic growth. Rexxie believes the entire career trajectory...
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    Skales stands firm on faith after church testimony flak

    Skales is fighting online after thanking a footballer in church for saving his career. The singer faced heat for claiming Barcelona star Lamine Yamal revived his music journey. He told the congregation at Harvesters Church that the athlete brought his old track Shake Body back to life. Skales...
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