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CAPS United finally made a decent move by hiring Joseph Kamwendo to fix their mess. The Malawi icon confirmed he secured a spot on the technical bench just before the season started. He takes over as head of development while doubling as the second assistant for the main squad. Management...

Some random twenty-four-year-old dude just found out that faking military credentials carries heavy consequences. Gerald Gumede from Highlands got dragged before the Harare Magistrates’ Court for pretending to be a Zimbabwe National Army intelligence officer. The state proved he totally faked...

Zimbabwe finally slashed vehicle number plate prices after dragging its feet for four whole months. Statutory Instrument 10 of 2026 officially dropped the cost to US500 fee that drivers hated. Officials promised this relief back in September 2025, yet everyone kept paying the old rates because...

Zimbabwe Cricket just embarrassed the entire nation with their new cringeworthy marketing campaign. They dropped a promo video featuring comedian Madam Boss to hype the ICC U19 Men’s Cricket World Cup 2026, yet the internet hates it. The organization posted the clip on X expecting excitement...

Your Netflix subscription just became a luxury item thanks to the government’s greed because Nick Mangwana confirmed eight fresh tax laws hitting everyone immediately. Digital services like Spotify, Starlink, and Bolt get slapped with a 15% withholding fee that banks deduct automatically during...

Getting stabbed for telling a driver to chill out is absolute peak insanity. Innocent Tinashe Mtepeya Hwata died after Border Tatenda Muringayi allegedly attacked him at Nyava Growth Point in Bindura. The victim simply asked the suspect to quit skidding his car near a crowd, but Muringayi...

Bev Sibanda claims she built the entire dance industry, and everyone else just copies her. She thinks fading performers start fights just to get attention because their skills dried up. The Sexy Angels leader warned that she reached a level of maturity where she ignores the noise, but she...

Prison labor is getting a tech upgrade that actually helps society for once. The Zimbabwe Prisons and Correctional Service decided to flip the script at Ruchanyu Farm near Shurugwi, turning dusty semi-arid dirt into a legit agricultural powerhouse. They ditched the old jail model for a business...

Bulawayo schools are completely screwed right now because nobody bothered printing the actual textbooks. Local shops confirm they have zero stock for indigenous languages like isiNdebele or tjiKalanga, despite parents desperate to buy them. Witness Dingani runs a bookstore there and admits they...

The accused killer of DJ Warras is claiming the cops completely framed him. Victor Mthethwa Majola told the Johannesburg Magistrate’s Court that investigators faked evidence connecting him to the fatal shooting of Warrick Stock outside the Carlton Centre. He faces premeditated murder charges...

The Shangwe community is finally getting put on the map after years of being ignored. That massive cultural center project out in Gokwe North is basically finished, causing serious hype among locals who felt left out for ages. The government has transferred the keys from the local government to...

Zimbabwe finally fixed its money printer after years of total economic madness. The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe claims victory over financial instability because inflation dropped while foreign reserves stacked up. Governor Dr John Mushayavanhu credited tight control over cash supplies and a...

Beitbridge just got a STEM upgrade, and it comes with real concrete. The government started rolling out science labs at nine secondary schools in the district, a boost tied to the Presidential Science Laboratories Scheme. Beitbridge Rural District Council is building the labs with the Rural...

Harare tells idlers to clear out early as floods and traffic pile up. City leaders urged people without errands to leave the CBD before nightfall, citing heavy rains, flash flooding, and jammed roads. Spokesperson Stanley Gama pushed early exits, while officials linked the crisis to neglected...

Kwekwe woke up to a rookie club behaving like a heavyweight. Hardrock Football Club hit the transfer window hard, stacking a debut Premier Soccer League roster around coach Kelvin Kaindu, and shifting a city that waited 17 years from survival talk to trophy chatter. The squad-building blitz...

Government claims cotton is back, wallets first. In Harare, Lands, Agriculture, Fisheries, Water and Rural Development Minister Dr Anxious Masuka said output slid as COTTCO payment headaches drained grower confidence, and he signaled talks with the company to guarantee prompt payouts at...

ZIMURA just fired back at rumor merchants, and receipts followed. The association said ex-members and non-members keep spreading false claims, which pushed a public response. Deputy director Henry Makombe urged members to raise issues through social media, radio, and podcasts, and he promised...

A buffalo charged, turning fieldwork into a survival scramble. In Middle Sabi near the Save Conservancy, Ms Rosemary Tenisi, 45, from Mkomba Village under Chief Musikavanhu in Chipinge, suffered injuries at Chibuwe Block D Irrigation Scheme. The attack happened while she tended crops, and the...

Government wants ZITF supercharged, chasing exports and sharper matchmaking for industry. Plans sit inside NDS2, the medium-term economic blueprint, with upgrades built for sector-specific pairing that draws targeted investment and strengthens domestic value chains. The annual expo, a flagship...

Bulawayo hip hop just heard footsteps, and they sound like The MOB. Leroy Ngulube, 24, plans fresh releases in 2026, sitting on a stash of polished unreleased tracks. Raised in New Lobengula, he has worked since 2020 with crew GDC, staying outside mainstream stages. More than ten singles already...