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Mberengwa locals might finally get some skills training if this new center actually opens. The facility at Muketi Business Center sits at eighty percent completion and promises to teach youth and women how to survive the economy. Legislator Tinashe Shumba claims the project aligns with the...

Free cash rained down on Manicaland villagers who ignored the bad weather to get paid. Crowds swarmed Marange High School in Zimunya as Mutare North, West, and South each pocketed twenty-five grand from the Presidential Constituency Empowerment Fund. That brings the total disbursed amount to...

Zimbabwe is betting big on robots to ensure the nation stops going hungry. The government is aggressively building twelve high-tech artificial intelligence silo complexes at Grain Marketing Board depots nationwide to modernize infrastructure. This heavy investment intends to secure food supplies...

Everyone is panicking because the government claims schools are absolutely ready to open immediately. Minister Torerai Moyo insists the 2026 academic year kicks off with zero drama, claiming logistical perfection. He warned that the schedule is tight, meaning teachers must have lesson plans...

Zimbabwe football lost a real grinder after a car crash claimed Frankson Bushiri. The midfielder perished instantly when his vehicle struck a tree near Clonsilla while he drove alone from Kwekwe to Gweru. Police confirmed the impact was severe enough to end his life right there on the roadside...

Simba Bhora is bleeding talent everywhere, but the front office claims everything is fine. The Shamva squad imploded rapidly just before the Castle Lager Premier Soccer League kicks off, sending Junior Makunike, Donald Mudadi, and Boid Mutukure to newly promoted Hardrock. Matters got worse when...

Internet users are losing their minds over a clip showing civilians mocking armed troops. A viral video captured Zimbabweans wading into the Limpopo River to shout insults at South African National Defence Force soldiers on patrol boats. The military deployed these vessels recently after the...

A visiting politician told jobless locals to quit whining about migrants stealing their livelihoods while attending a massive political celebration. Senator Richard Maduke Ndlovu dropped this hot take at the ANC’s 114th birthday bash at Moruleng Stadium. He urged the locals in North West...

Political rumors just hit a new low with fake death claims. Saviour Kasukuwere went on X to shut down gossip that Walter Mzembi kicked the bucket. The exiled figure insisted his old colleague is still breathing but remains locked up unfairly. He blamed these grim whispers on shady operators...

South Africa just deployed speedboats to guard a river because the actual border fence failed completely. The South African National Defence Force sent these vessels to patrol the Limpopo River after the Border Management Authority begged for help in stopping unauthorized crossings from...

City Hall just nuked a rumor about blowing six figures on a soccer team. Harare City Council denied claims that they dropped six hundred thousand dollars to buy the FC Hunters franchise. Gossip suggested the deal involved absorbing seven players and combining the management staff. Officials...

Nature fought back hard last year as dozens died in brutal animal encounters. The Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority confirmed sixty-two people perished while eighty-one suffered injuries during 2025. Tamirirashe Mudzingwa indicated that hyenas and crocodiles caused the most chaos...

Local government incompetence just claimed a life in the most preventable way possible. Peter Pauro died Friday after dropping into a massive hole that Masvingo City Council employees left exposed in Mucheke suburb. Residents are furious because the crew carved out the trench along Zimuto Road...

A top doctor got busted for lying to a judge about his power. Harare regional magistrate Donald Ndirowei convicted Collen Benyure of perjury after the medic pretended to represent the Medical and Dental Practitioners Council of Zimbabwe during criminal proceedings. He claimed official status...

Elon Musk just got threatened with a total UK blackout over deepfake porn bots. Technology Secretary Liz Kendall warned xAI that ministers will pull the plug on Grok if the platform keeps ignoring safety laws. She stressed that creating non-consensual intimate pictures must become illegal...

Aer Lingus is ghosting Manchester because the profit margins aren't juicy enough for the suits. The carrier just put two hundred jobs on the chopping block and stopped selling tickets for transatlantic flights from the UK hub after March 31. This decision effectively wipes out routes to New...

Weight loss jabs are officially ruining the sausage roll golden age. Roisin Currie from Greggs confirmed that appetite suppressants like GLP-1 treatments are nuking hunger and softening their sales figures. She noted that customers barely want to eat anymore and keep asking for tiny portions...

British jobs are turning into dumpster fires because everyone is secretly melting down. A fresh study from Astutis claims that over half of UK employees screw up tasks purely due to anxiety. About one in four actually called in sick to cope with the pressure. The data shows that almost thirty...

High streets might actually flatline because the government refuses to fix a broken tax system. MP Rupert Lowe rallied over five thousand small shopkeepers to sign a desperate letter telling Chancellor Rachel Reeves to rethink the next rate assessment. Pub landlords and cafe bosses claim this...

Diplomats just touched down in Caracas immediately after the military snatched the country’s leader. The crew arrived to see if they could unlock the embassy doors. Interim boss Delcy Rodríguez confirmed that both sides want to fix broken diplomatic channels. Special Forces grabbed Nicolás...