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  1. Munyaradzi Mafaro

    Pallaso tells Chumi to swap friends for industry ties

    Pallaso basically told Uncle Chumi her current squad will not cut it for long-term success. The singer urged the breakout star to ditch dead weight and start networking with established industry players who actually know how the game works. He stressed that raw talent requires the right...
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    Kenzo tells Bebe Cool to make music, not noise

    Eddy Kenzo just absolutely destroyed Bebe Cool for chasing clout instead of making hits. The Big Talent Boss fired back after accusations that he lacks knowledge regarding copyright management in Uganda. Kenzo told reporters that his rival purposely targets whoever is trending just to steal...
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    A Pass says he's only competing with himself

    A Pass claims he is too unique to worry about industry rivals. The musician went on TikTok Live to shut down chatter that he tries to outshine peers, insisting his only opponent remains himself. Bagonza Alexander noted that from day one, the goal was never battling other performers for...
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    Museveni tells Busoga leaders to drop their egos or stay poor

    Museveni just roasted Busoga leaders for acting like spoiled children while the poor suffer. The president spoke at Iganga Girls’ Secondary School, telling National Resistance Movement officials that their constant bickering blocks economic progress. He warned that egos kill service delivery and...
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    Luwero Coffee Park breaks ground Jan 17

    Luwero is finally securing the bag with a massive coffee factory construction starting soon, as Vice President Jessica Alupo confirmed that the Luwero Coffee Park officially break ground on January 17. She dropped this update at the Kasana Grounds expo while representing President Museveni...
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    Museveni ties Uganda’s prosperity to African markets

    Museveni told local leaders that Pan-Africanism basically pays the bills while chilling at the National ICT Hub in Nakawa. The President explained to a group under Aminah Nanziri Lukanga that Uganda relies heavily on regional neighbors to offload massive surpluses of milk and sugar because...
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    20,000 Kitumbi residents finally get land titles

    Twenty thousand locals in Kassanda District just dodged eviction after the government finally handed over land titles. State Minister Sam Mayanja visited Kitumbi Sub-county to distribute official papers covering seven villages, such as Kyalyabulo and Lubaali. The official warned land grabbers to...
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    Muntu urges Kasese voters to back rule-of-law leadership

    General Muntu just promised to fix the mining mess while campaigning in Kasese District. The Alliance for National Transformation boss visited Maliba Kyanya Town Council to argue that local mineral wealth fails to assist residents due to shady management. He claimed that corruption blocks...
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    Kasese farmers cash in as coffee reshapes livelihoods

    Coffee is literally saving bank accounts in Kasese District as farmers switch crops. Dr. Chrispus Kiyonga has spent years convincing locals to treat agriculture like a serious business to boost their income. He pushes households to adopt specific techniques like mulch application and pest...
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    Moroto readies 118 polling stations for election day

    Moroto just secured the sacred boxes under tight guard for the upcoming election drama. The Electoral Commission dropped off supplies for one hundred eighteen stations to finalize preparations for the January 15 showdown. Resident District Commissioner Benon Kwekiriza confirmed the delivery and...
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    Munyagwa rallies Kamuli to block NRM’s 51% win

    Mubarak Munyagwa essentially pleaded with Kamuli residents to sabotage the ruling party's math. The Common Man’s Party boss told a crowd that wrecking the fifty-one percent target remains the only way to stop an instant victory for the National Resistance Movement. He wants everyone to vote...
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    Buganda minister warns against HIV complacency

    Minister tells people to stop ignoring HIV risks while forcing kids into science classes because Cotilda Nakate Kikomeko warned Buganda residents against getting too comfortable with the virus. The official spoke at St. Kizito Kyengeza Health Centre in Busujju County during a massive health camp...
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    NUP cries foul as top members seized near Masaka Road

    Opposition leaders are vanishing, only for the cops to casually admit grabbing them later. Bobi Wine slammed the government after his Head of Mobilisation, Habib Buwembo got snatched along Masaka Road with Josephine Nakakembo and Ronald Batabaale. The NUP president also noted that Robert Zziwa...
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    Uganda tourism stays open despite election buzz

    Government bureaucrats swear you can still watch monkeys while politicians fight for power because the Uganda Tourism Board insists that safaris remain completely safe ahead of the January 15 general election. The agency claims that all the drama stays contained within urban centers like...
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    Bishop tells youth to move on with faith, not fear

    Bishop tells youth to ignore reality and just vibe through the pain because Rt. Rev. Onesimus Asiimwe ordered attendees at the North Kigezi Diocesan Annual Youth and Students Convention to push forward regardless of hardships. The religious leader spoke at Makobore High School in Rukungiri...
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    Kyagulanyi rally turns violent, suspect arrested for smashing police car

    Homie tried to fight the state with a rock and instantly regretted his life choices immediately after Wakiso officers snagged him for smashing up their ride. The twenty-five-year-old suspect, identified as Kabira Deo, allegedly targeted a patrol cruiser while Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu moved...
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    Mayanja jailed over disputed kibanja sale to judge

    A real estate dealer got arrested for ghosting a judge after spotting a hilarious timeline error. Entebbe police detained Charles Mayanja after a bitter fallout with Bushenyi High Court Judge Amos Kwizera regarding land in Kasanje, Wakiso. The businessman stopped paying the judicial officer...
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    LC1 chair arrested for trashing Muhwezi’s campaign posters

    The local chairman got arrested for destroying security minister posters during a massive ego trip. Police in Rukungiri District handcuffed Darius Nabasa after he allegedly trashed campaign materials belonging to Jim Muhwezi. The Omukibungo Village boss reportedly felt disrespected because the...
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    NMS thwarts Entebbe warehouse heist, no drugs lost

    Thieves tried to raid the national pill stash but got absolutely wrecked instead. National Medical Stores teamed up with security agencies to crush a robbery attempt at their Entebbe facility yesterday. Internal guards noticed the intrusion and alerted Special Forces Command alongside Uganda...
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    Museveni urges Muslim leaders to ditch poverty, back NRM

    Museveni just secured total loyalty from Muslim leaders while lecturing them about making cash. He hosted a squad under Sheikh Abdallah Ssemambo at State Lodge Nakasero to discuss unity and national vibes. The big man praised their contributions to development but insisted that religious groups...
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