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Jimmy Akena is throwing massive shade at the president after getting blocked from the big race. The UPC boss instructed his followers to cast ballots for literally anyone except the incumbent leader. He claims political interference ruined his bid, although officials blame legal technicalities...

A local caddie just secured the bag to go international thanks to corporate cash. Equity Bank dropped a cool two grand on Marvin Kibirige to fund his trip to India for the 2026 Q-School Golf Tournament. The handover happened at Uganda Golf Club, giving the country’s top pro swinger a shot at...

Machetes started swinging in Yumbe District when political beef turned bloody at a campaign rally involving Karimu Musa. The drama popped off in Tuliki Village right before the big vote when supporters of incumbent Onzima Godfrey showed up with posters. A rival squad allegedly attacked them...

Edith Byanyima just absolutely destroyed Norbert Mao for faking his legitimacy through technicalities. She dropped a savage open letter claiming the Democratic Party boss is gaslighting everyone regarding recent court wins. The opposition figure insists that getting lawsuits tossed on procedural...

Museveni absolutely roasted senior NRM leaders in Busoga for their messy organizational incompetence. He spilled the tea at Iganga Girls’ Secondary School while confirming that his office is investigating mobilization failures after Rebecca Kadaga and Persis Namuganza ghosted a high-stakes unity...

Going to sleep and never waking up remains the ultimate nightmare fuel for everyone under forty. Isaac Kigozi died suddenly in his sleep, leaving relatives and peers stunned. His father, Ambassador Abbley Kigozi Walusimbi, confirmed the tragedy happened in Uganda. This young entrepreneur led the...

DJ Maphorisa dumping Amapiano for Afro beats basically broke the internet this week. He declared via Instagram that the genre stays safe with others while he returns to his original sound. The producer claimed he belongs back with his roots, yet the internet immediately started debating if this...

Taps finally flow again after maintenance finished early, yet weak trickles frustrate many residents. The Eikenhof system shutdown officially ended ahead of schedule on Thursday, bringing partial relief to dry zones like Soweto and Roodepoort. Mayor Dada Morero warned that stability takes time...

The ruling party threw a birthday bash, but barely anyone actually bothered showing up. Julius Malema roasted the African National Congress after their anniversary event at Moruleng Stadium in North West flopped hard with massive gaps in the stands. He claims this poor turnout proves voters feel...

Voters are abandoning the once-dominant ruling party as basic services collapse completely across the heartland. The African National Congress faces an electoral nightmare in the Free State, where support has plummeted amid sewage spills and pothole epidemics. Recent by-elections in Mangaung and...

Meadowlands residents better charge their phones because the grid goes dark very soon. Eskom announced a nine-hour blackout hitting Zones 2 through 6 in Soweto to perform distribution network maintenance. This planned outage runs from morning until evening while technicians service...

Greed killed five people because jamming twenty-seven bodies into one minibus defies physics. A Toyota taxi overturned on the N1-26 in the Capricorn district after a tyre burst sent the overloaded vehicle rolling at 02:21 on Sunday. Emergency crews found carnage scattered across the Lunds route...

Officials checked if school buses are deathtraps just days before classes started. Transport Minister Barbara Creecy visited the Bapong Weighbridge in North West Province to inspect vehicles meant for transporting thousands of learners. This operation targeted dodgy brakes and bald tires on...

Public officials allegedly funded a ghost project while locals thirst for clean water. The Hawks raided Moqhaka Local Municipality offices in Kroonstad to seize documents linked to a sketchy contract with Korone Engineering Co. Warrant Officer Fikiswa Matoti confirmed that the Serious Corruption...

Cops absolutely wrecked the holiday vibe for bootleggers after snatching a massive fake Gucci stash. Authorities seized illicit junk valued at R350 million during widespread raids across Gauteng, KwaZulu-Natal, and the Western Cape. Officers cuffed 33 suspects connected to these shady networks...

Royal bloodlines turn toxic fast when a throne is up for grabs. Chief Qunta Mnombo Ngangentaba Mabandla fled the Eastern Cape for Eswatini because his relatives allegedly want him dead over a succession battle in Alice. He claims the rightful heir spot but refuses to return home until the death...

Police torched a massive weed farm hidden near a river after receiving community tips. Authorities discovered the illegal grow operation worth R2.9 million along the Mhlambanyatsi River on Buffelspruit farms outside Malelane in Mpumalanga. Officers raided the spot where growers used the water...

Blaming traffic and booze for a ghost town rally is peak political comedy. ANC loyalist Thamsanqa Milela hit social media to defend the awkward turnout at Moruleng Stadium in North West, claiming the 114th anniversary event actually succeeded despite appearances. He insists the venue looked...

Matriculants are losing their minds because the final judgement day has finally arrived as Minister Siviwe Gwarube prepares to drop the national pass rates for over 900,000 candidates. Education officials want everyone to stop obsessing over front page marks and actually flip the paper over...

Forensic investigator ghosts Parliament, claiming cops want him dead while lawmakers demand his face immediately. Paul O’Sullivan officially rejected a physical summons from the ad hoc committee investigating criminal justice rot because he fears assassination attempts from a high-level police...