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  1. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Mari haipedzi chibharanzi asi chibharanzi chinopedza mari

    mari haipedzi chibharanzi asi chibharanzi chinopedza mari this means your bank balance may not necessarily compensate for your uncouth behavior or your lack of grace, even if you continue to accumulate more wealth. You should also be cautious that living a lavish lifestyle of trying to please...
  2. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Bhesi

    bhesi it's usually a place (e.g., a friend or a relative's house) with free temporary accommodation where some Zimbo men bring their girlfriends to enjoy a few rounds because they often don't have funds for a better location e.g., a lodge or a hotel. For interest's sake, Zimbo men with money...
  3. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kutengesa muriwo

    kutengesa muriwo this phrase from a slang perspective can either mean one of the following: 1: the act of selling your body and trading sexual favors in return for money, a corporate business deal, etc. 2: the act of being a content creator whilst selling NSFW adult material, particularly in...
  4. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kudya mudhoto

    kudya mudhoto this means tossing the salad... wait, eating booty is sometimes referred to as analingus or rimming the chocolate factory. It involves oral-to-anal contact, e.g., licking, kissing, and perhaps followed by a bit of pegging. However, don't anybody want to be farted on (kusurirwa)...
  5. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Chikapa

    chikapa for the most part, this is a rhythmic movement of the pelvis (hudyu) done by women to increase sexual pleasure and is normally taught at chinamwari (or chinamwali) camps. This may sometimes include doing sele or gyrating on a mbolis (i.e., "twerking on a phallus"). Furthermore, women...
  6. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Dhidhinity, dhidhiology

    dhidhinity means anal virginity i.e., in this state, your boogina (gosho, musuri, or mudhoto) hasn't been sampled yet... okurrr! As for etymology, dhidhinity derives from a Shonglish combination of mudhidhi ("ass") and virginity. Other related terms are dhidhiology and dhidhiologist. The...
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    Mbolis

    means a real phallus but not an artificial lingam e.g., a dildo, m'kay. And synonyms include vholembe, vholambi, mbawraw, blambi, etc. By the way, the formal chiShona word for a phallus is mboro or shondo but the latter only refers to a circumcised lingham. Also, other closely related slang...
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    slang Mugodhi

    mugodhi means either a loose vagina (stonyeni) or a loose boogina (mukosho). However, on the contrary, if a woman's vertical smile (mburufasi) is too tight during lovemaking, she's either not interested, or the foreplay was kinda boring (muchongoyo). There's also this myth peddled by incels...
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    slang Muzvambarara

    muzvambarara any copulatory organ (i.e., a mbolis) that is at least 8 inches (or 20 centimeters) long when it is fully erect with visibly thick pulsating veins and ready to tear down some walls. Slang antonyms for muzvambarara include kadora ("mopane worm"), kamboyo, and kashodhaya ("small...
  10. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Nyorovhita

    means raw coitus—kudhunduza, kubhakana, kubondana, or kubhaudha in chiShona language—without the use of a contraceptive, particularly a male condom (kondaza or kondomu). Etymology Nyorovhita is a Shonglish blended word of nyoro ("raw", "fresh", or "wet") and Nestlé CEREVITA (a wheat-based...
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    slang Ma green bomber

    ma green bomber sometimes called magirini bhomba, these are rank-and-file young members (ranging roughly from about ten to thirty years) belonging to the ZANU-PF political party in the Republic of Zimbabwe. The official name of ma green bomber is National Youth Service. They were founded in...
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    slang Dhemeti

    dhemeti this is a concatenated Shonglish way of saying "damn it" that's used to express anger, annoyance, or irritation with a person, thing, or the current situation at hand.
  13. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kuita hwejongwe

    means premature ejaculation (PE) when a man comes faster (kutunda or kuprojusa) than his partner would like during coitus (mulundukwa) or sometimes earlier during foreplay i.e. when their penile frenulum is under invigorating sensual pressure. Another similar phrase is kuita hwetsuro and in a...
  14. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Mubvandiripo

    means a stepchild from a previous marriage of your current husband or wife. In contemporary times this can also include a stepkid born out of wedlock e.g., during cohabitation (mjolo, kuchaya or kubika mapoto), and an adopted child. It is perhaps worth noting that most Zimbo men are still...
  15. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    slang Dombo

    dombo that's a street name for chlorpromazine in the Republic of Zimbabwe. It's used to treat people with schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and acute psychosis but is widely abused by some Zimbos for recreational purposes, especially in poor high-density areas. Oftentimes, people confuse dombo...
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    slang Kudhakwa foshoro

    kudhakwa foshoro this is a serious level of intoxication beyond your average intake so much that you end up simultaneously throwing up (kuzvirutsira) whilst defecating on yourself (kuzvisetera or kuzvimamira) without any sense of self-awareness about neither what's going on nor your...
  17. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Bhrugwa

    bhrugwa or bhrukwa, bhurugwa, bhurukwa, bhurugwe, or bhurugu are all general terms referring to undergarments, underwear, or knickers worn to cover the genitalia area and sometimes to seductively expose it — with contemporary crotchless designs whose secondary purpose is to allow for easy...
  18. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Ngeyi uchiramba?

    ngeyi uchiramba Definition: explain why you are refusing or why are you in denial? Note: this catchphrase is often used by Panganai Java (aka Passion Java or Prophet Twabam). Sometimes members belonging to the ZANU-PF political party in the Republic of Zimbabwe use this catchphrase too as a...
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    slang Koperai Moyo

    koperai moyo is a pejorative phrase that means a clout chaser, charlatan, plagiarist, or copycat. Note: Copying or plagiarizing someone else's work is wrong. However, since some people's entire livelihood is driven by psychopathic greed and a lack of empathy thereof, they can't help but...
  20. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kungwavha-ngwavha

    kungwavha-ngwavha means toing and froing from one hustle to another as a means to secure a sustainable grind (i.e., source of income). Related terms Synonyms Kujingirisa Kujoinhidza Kusota madhiri Kukiya-kiya (or kukiyakiya)
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