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  1. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Rukawo

    rukawo this is a serious spiritually powered security fence (or a firewall, if you will) that you as a jealous spouse you request from a n'anga or sangoma ("traditional healer") so that you can punish your significant other and their side piece too when they sleep together. You can also choose...
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    Kopoo

    kopoo 1: a violent way of striking someone with your forehead to inflict pain so that they get to understand who's the real mbinga ("boss"). 2: a technique that's unique to soccer (or association football) where players use their heads to maneuver the ball in mid-air toward whatever direction...
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    Discussion thread: Central Intelligence Organisation of Zimbabwe

    Hey y'all, so I need a couple of synonyms for the Central Intelligence Organisation of the Republic of Zimbabwe. I was thinking of including mangonjo. What do y'all oans think?
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    Kuzvipa pressure

    kuzvipa pressure 1: This is a rat race of hustling backwards when competing with people out of your league (mbinga). It is better to save and invest your coins than to wastefully spend them (kuzhanya mari, kuridza mari, or kuzhanda mari) on a lavish lifestyle you can barely afford without...
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    Kupinda mumunda mevanhu

    kupinda mumunda mevanhu means to irritate someone (or a group of people), especially by interfering with something that is their responsibility or getting involved in matters that are too personal. For example, when you try to insert yourself in a lovers' quarrel instead of just minding your...
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    Galembe

    galembe means a voluptuous onion-shaped curvaceous figure that is guaranteed to make heads turn everywhere. Etymology Galembe comes from a combination of garo ("booty" i.e., magaro, shure, magadziko, or matako in chiShona language) and lembe (i.e., chibhende for something huge, a prominent...
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    Muswe, nyanga

    muswe (or musve) from a slang perspective, this means a person (or a bottom) who likes to take on a receptive role (kufemerwa mugotsi) and in a BDSM context, this refers to whoever plays a passive, or submissive role within the relationship. nyanga this is what you'd call a "top" id est, a...
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    Mari haipedzi chibharanzi asi chibharanzi chinopedza mari

    mari haipedzi chibharanzi asi chibharanzi chinopedza mari this means your bank balance may not necessarily compensate for your uncouth behavior or your lack of grace, even if you continue to accumulate more wealth. You should also be cautious that living a lavish lifestyle of trying to please...
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    Bhesi

    bhesi it's usually a place (e.g., a friend or a relative's house) with free temporary accommodation where some Zimbo men bring their girlfriends to enjoy a few rounds because they often don't have funds for a better location e.g., a lodge or a hotel. For interest's sake, Zimbo men with money...
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    Kutengesa muriwo

    kutengesa muriwo this phrase from a slang perspective can either mean one of the following: 1: the act of selling your body and trading sexual favors in return for money, a corporate business deal, etc. 2: the act of being a content creator whilst selling NSFW adult material, particularly in...
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    Kudya mudhoto

    kudya mudhoto this means tossing the salad... wait, eating booty is sometimes referred to as analingus or rimming the chocolate factory. It involves oral-to-anal contact, e.g., licking, kissing, and perhaps followed by a bit of pegging. However, don't anybody want to be farted on (kusurirwa)...
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    slang Mabhisvo, mabhitsvo

    mabhisvo or mabhitsvo 1: any type or brand of biscuits. 2: a large amount or a batch of pills, particularly controlled substances that can only be purchased with a prescription but are meant to be sold illegally both on sosho media streets or offline as well.
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    Chikapa

    chikapa for the most part, this is a rhythmic movement of the pelvis (hudyu) done by women to increase sexual pleasure and is normally taught at chinamwari (or chinamwali) camps. This may sometimes include doing sele or gyrating on a mbolis (i.e., "twerking on a phallus"). Furthermore, women...
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    Dhidhinity, dhidhiology

    dhidhinity means anal virginity i.e., in this state, your boogina (gosho, musuri, or mudhoto) hasn't been sampled yet... okurrr! As for etymology, dhidhinity derives from a Shonglish combination of mudhidhi ("ass") and virginity. Other related terms are dhidhiology and dhidhiologist. The...
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    Mbolis

    means a real phallus but not an artificial lingam e.g., a dildo, m'kay. And synonyms include vholembe, vholambi, mbawraw, blambi, etc. By the way, the formal chiShona word for a phallus is mboro or shondo but the latter only refers to a circumcised lingham. Also, other closely related slang...
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    slang Mugodhi

    mugodhi means either a loose vagina (stonyeni) or a loose boogina (mukosho). However, on the contrary, if a woman's vertical smile (mburufasi) is too tight during lovemaking, she's either not interested, or the foreplay was kinda boring (muchongoyo). There's also this myth peddled by incels...
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    slang Muzvambarara

    muzvambarara any copulatory organ (i.e., a mbolis) that is at least 8 inches (or 20 centimeters) long when it is fully erect with visibly thick pulsating veins and ready to tear down some walls. Slang antonyms for muzvambarara include kadora ("mopane worm"), kamboyo, and kashodhaya ("small...
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    Nyorovhita

    means raw coitus—kudhunduza, kubhakana, kubondana, or kubhaudha in chiShona language—without the use of a contraceptive, particularly a male condom (kondaza or kondomu). Etymology Nyorovhita is a Shonglish blended word of nyoro ("raw", "fresh", or "wet") and Nestlé CEREVITA (a wheat-based...
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    slang Ma green bomber

    ma green bomber sometimes called magirini bhomba, these are rank-and-file young members (ranging roughly from about ten to thirty years) belonging to the ZANU-PF political party in the Republic of Zimbabwe. The official name of ma green bomber is National Youth Service. They were founded in...
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    slang Pakadoma

    pakadoma an unusual seat that is often assigned to passengers who lack funds to travel to where they wish to go and those who are desperate because they are in a hurry or due to bad weather conditions. On most kombis ("commuter omnibuses"), this seat (pakadoma) is located right behind the...
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