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  1. Munyaradzi Mafaro

    Prima Kadarshi begs Winnie Wa Mummy for cyberstalking forgiveness

    The internet drama machine finally jammed up for one loudmouthed socialite. Prima Kadarshi issued a desperate apology to Winnie Wa Mummy following heavy allegations regarding cyberstalking filed at Lubowa Police Station. Nakafeero Winnie, along with her management team, claimed the influencer...
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    Swahaba ditches Islam, rebrands as Kasumba Lubowa

    Religious drama just peaked as a famous singer publicly ditched Islam for traditional gods. Swahaba Kasumba stunned attendees at a gathering in Mukono Kirowoozo, organized under Jjumba Lubowa Aligawees, where he stripped off his Muslim garments to embrace local spirituality. He removed a Jubba...
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    Winnie Wa Mummy cops Prima Kadarshi for cyberstalking

    Internet beef just got real with cops involved over hurt feelings on TikTok. Winnie Wa Mummy went to Lubowa Police Station to slap a cyberstalking case on socialite Prima Kadarshi following alleged digital harassment. Nakafeero Winnie claims Ndagire Prima targeted her persistently, prompting a...
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    Centenary Bank plants cash trees, hives in Mbale

    Centenary Bank teamed up with Bees & Trees Uganda to save wrecked land in Mbale, immediately initiating the Coffee Agroforestry for Environment and Livelihood Enhancement Initiative at Wokukiri Village. This partnership addresses poverty and soil ruin by funding twenty-seven million Shillings...
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    Museveni tells Kayunga - get rich or stay poor

    Museveni told Kayunga residents that staying poor is a personal skill issue while speaking at Busaana Town Council playgrounds. He argued that while the state provides infrastructure like electricity and the Kayunga-Bbaale-Galiraaya road, specific household wealth requires individual hustle. The...
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    BYD smokes Tesla in global EV race

    Elon just took a massive L as China officially stole the EV crown. BYD sold 2.25 million electric vehicles last year to eclipse the 1.65 million estimated for Tesla. This marks a historic shift where the Shenzhen manufacturer outpaced the American giant, putting immense heat on Western markets...
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    Museveni ditches fish cops, EGIU demands real reform fast

    Uganda just nuked its controversial fish cops, yet critics claim the replacement plan feels sus. President Yoweri Museveni ordered General Muhoozi Kainerugaba to scrap the Fisheries Protection Unit under Lieutenant Colonel Mercy Tukahirwa following nasty allegations concerning human rights...
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    Voters might pick leaders based on empty pockets

    A government insider claims poverty and last-minute panic will dictate the upcoming vote. Fred Bamwine from the Office of the President told host Canary Mugume on Next Big Talk that household income is the real boss for the looming election in Uganda. He warned that stressed citizens might...
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    DP says vote for MPs who actually show up to work

    DP spokesperson Kennedy Mutenyo insists the upcoming election is happening regardless of the drama. He told host Canary Mugume that everyone panicking is just late to the party since the schedule has been out forever. Mutenyo claimed the voting process will move forward while noting he finally...
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    Busoga king salutes gynecologist Batwala’s legacy

    Uganda just lost a massive medical legend who literally worked until he dropped. Kyabazinga William Gabula Nadiope went on X to mourn Dr. Ignatius James Batwala after the veteran gynecologist collapsed inside his garage in Ntinda, Kampala, following a trip to Muguluka Village in Iganga District...
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    Buganda royals pray, roast haters, restore palaces

    Buganda royals are officially clap-backing at haters with a massive spiritual meetup. Prince Ssaalongo Edirisa Luwangula Basajjansolo rallied various nobles at Jinja Mawuuno and the Palace of Omulongo Kato Mayanja in Sseguku to give thanks for 2025 while pushing for cultural upgrades. The head...
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    Museveni eyes Starlink if it undercuts fibre costs

    Uganda might let Elon Musk's satellites compete with its underground internet cables. President Yoweri Museveni stated he is in talks with Musk about Starlink, studying whether the satellite service could provide cheaper digital connectivity than the existing national fiber optic backbone. This...
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    NUP candidate jumps ship to NRM 11 days before polls

    A parliamentary candidate just ditched the opposition for the ruling party days before the vote. Patricia Kenyangi, the National Unity Platform woman MP candidate for Ibanda District, defected to the National Resistance Movement, withdrawing her candidacy with a handwritten letter to electoral...
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    Museveni urges Africa to unite or get overrun

    An African president just called for a continental military alliance after watching Venezuela get raided. Yoweri Museveni challenged African nations to build a collective strategic defense during a social media talk, referencing the U.S. capture of Venezuelan leader Nicholas Maduro as a warning...
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    Museveni vows oil palm payouts, Buvuma awaits grid power

    Landowners on a Ugandan island are finally getting paid for their seized property. President Yoweri Museveni assured Buvuma District residents that the government will fully compensate those who gave up land for an oil palm project, stating the money exists but requires careful verification to...
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    Co-worker nabbed in plantation murder, dog sniffs out suspect

    A police dog just sniffed out a murder suspect at his own victim's crime scene. Officers in Isingiro District arrested a man named Gerald for the killing of Gordon Karuhanga, a 48-year-old resident of Rugaara Cell, after a K-9 unit tracked a scent from the body directly to the suspect. Police...
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    Nambooze fires back at Speaker’s ‘billion-shilling’ claim

    A Ugandan MP just got called out for biting the hand that funded her surgery. Speaker of Parliament Anita Among publicly thanked President Yoweri Museveni at a Mukono rally for approving nearly a billion shillings for MP Betty Nambooze's medical treatment in New York, including travel for her...
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    Museveni delays minimum wage, cites investor concerns

    A minimum wage is coming, but only after investors get cheaper power and transport first. President Yoweri Museveni told a campaign rally in Lugazi that his government will establish a wage floor after completing key interventions to lower business costs, arguing that premature action could...
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    US nabs Maduro in midnight Caracas raid

    The Pentagon detailed a massive military operation to grab a foreign president. Air Force General Dan Caine, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, described the capture of Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro and his wife Cilia Flores as the result of months of intelligence work and precise planning called...
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    AR slams US raid on Venezuela, demands Maduro's release

    An American strike in Venezuela just sparked a major political protest. The Affirmative Repositioning movement condemned United States military actions against Venezuela, calling the arrest of President Nicolas Maduro and his wife an illegal violation of sovereignty that undermines international...
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