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  1. Munyaradzi Mafaro

    GSF claims progress in Haiti gang crackdown

    The UN finally gave peacekeeping troops real teeth to smash Haitian gangs and secure airports. This Gang Suppression Force says it made serious progress clearing out bad guys since Security Council Resolution 2793 authorized a switch from the old mission to a harder-hitting squad under Kenyan...
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    Dame Susan Dougan steps down as GG

    St. Vincent and the Grenadines will lose its historic female boss very soon. Dame Susan Dougan intends to leave the Governor General post after spending years handling constitutional tasks as the representative for the British monarch. She originally replaced Sir Frederick Ballantyne to serve as...
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    Jamaica mourns broadcast legend Mock Yen

    Jamaica lost a media legend who basically invented local broadcasting standards just after sports commentator Donald Oliver died. Alma Mock Yen perished at ninety-seven following a sickness, causing the island's Press Association to praise her massive impact on the industry. This trailblazer...
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    Haiti marks 222 years, eyes peace and polls

    Haiti just hit a massive milestone while foreign powers promise help for the endless chaos. Diplomatic figures released statements regarding the anniversary of the Caribbean nation breaking free, as US Secretary of State Marco Rubio pledged support for security teams to fight gangs. He claims...
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    Guyana CJ to rule on Mohameds' extradition bid

    The Mohamed duo is pulling every legal stunt possible to dodge American prison cells since acting Chief Justice Navindra Singh promised a verdict regarding their constitutional attack on the Fugitive Offenders Act. Azruddin and Nazar Mohamed petitioned the High Court to halt extradition efforts...
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    Guyana ships agro-goods, moms cash in

    Guyana is finally shipping food out because President Irfaan Ali wants that sweet export cash. The head of state told students at the Railway Courtyard about sending a couple of shipments of agro-processed stuff to the Caribbean to boost local bank accounts. He claimed this helps single moms and...
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    Trump claims Maduro captured, Venezuela cries foul

    President Trump posted on Truth Social that America snagged Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro. This update claims federal law enforcement executed a strike to grab the leader and spouse before flying them out of Venezuela. Speaking from Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Trump bragged about the troops...
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    Truphena Muthoni hugs tree for 48 hours, bags world record

    Hugging bark for two straight days just earned a Kenyan woman official world record status. Truphena Muthoni secured the Guinness World Records badge confirming her successful forty-eight-hour endurance stunt in Nairobi, where she clung to a tree without letting go. This specific feat smashed...
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    Kenyan schools reopen Jan 5 with full funding in place

    The government finally decided to fund education right before the panic set in. Education Cabinet Secretary Julius Ogamba announced that public learning institutions nationwide will resume classes shortly, following a massive release of over forty-four billion shillings. This payout aims to keep...
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    Clair Obscur crowned 2025's GOTY king by critics

    A random indie RPG just clapped, absolute cheeks snatching the third-highest award count ever. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 secured 291 Game of the Year wins during the 2025 season, according to tracking data from ResetEra user Angie. This turn-based surprise managed to edge out the 288 trophies...
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    Bride price trip ends in tragedy at Mufusire Uphill

    A groom and his squad got wiped out by a reckless truck driver. Ngonidzashe Gift Simango died alongside Taurai Kaseke and Ngoni Mutsoka when a massive rig flattened their Nissan Note at Mufusire Uphill in Headlands. The group traveled from Nyanga to Ruwa for a traditional bride price ceremony...
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    BMA pushes for one-stop border post to curb illegal crossings

    Crossing the line just got messier as officials scramble to fix the leaky borders. Commissioner Michael Masiapato announced at the Beitbridge Border Post that the Border Management Authority intends to clamp down on illegal entries by collaborating with neighboring states. The agency intercepted...
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    Pride Kings Energy fined $3K for illegal gas imports

    Trying to dodge central bank rules just cost this gas company a fat stack. The court in Harare penalized the Pride Kings gas firm after the business hauled liquid petroleum fuel out of South Africa without getting the needed clearance from the Zimbabwean central bank. This independent fuel...
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    Ebo Noah arrested after fake flood prophecy flops

    This wannabe Noah got locked up for selling a fake apocalypse. The Ghana Police Service finally arrested Evans Eshun after his doomsday prediction regarding a massive global flood sparked chaos. Known locally as Ebo Noah, he convinced hundreds of followers to abandon their homes and move into...
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    Lily Phillips reclaims faith with baptism after wild 2025

    The internet model famous for her thousand-partner marathon supposedly found Jesus. Lily Phillips sought a spiritual reset through baptism after gaining notoriety for engaging with 1,113 men during a single twelve-hour session in London. She claimed that returning to her religious roots felt...
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    ZRP nabs five relatives in Guruve murder case

    Family gatherings in Guruve just got awkward after cops busted an entire clan for murder. The Zimbabwe Republic Police hauled in five relatives connected to the death of John Chimana Chaora following a grim discovery near Ambush Dam in Kazunga Village. Authorities identified the accused group as...
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    Toufexis calls out Embracer, says no new Deus Ex coming

    Adam Jensen's voice actor just went scorched earth on the corporate suits, killing his franchise. Elias Toufexis posted his 2026 work slate on X, featuring Marathon and three secret projects while confirming none are Deus Ex because the bosses are psychopaths. He aimed this jab at Embracer Group...
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    Habana hails Kolbe as one of rugby’s all-time greats

    Real talent recognizes real talent when an absolute legend drops major compliments. Bryan Habana claimed that Cheslin Kolbe counts as one of the greatest players South Africa or the world has ever seen. He told interviewers that the electric winger brings value way beyond simple stats because he...
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    Chivayo drops $250K on Warriors despite AFCON flop

    Losers still get paid big bucks thanks to a rich guy's whim. Wicknell Chivayo dropped a US$250,000 cash reward on the Zimbabwe Warriors at Chishawasha Hills despite their elimination from the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations. The squad took a rough 3-2 beating against South Africa, which ended their...
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    RMA luck strikes, gets two 240Hz monitors instead of one

    Some lucky stiff scored double the hardware due to a classic shipping goof. Reddit user u/Elderblueberry claims he sent a busted Iiyama 144 Hz screen in for warranty repair because the support team lacked stock for a direct swap. They promised an upgrade to a 240 Hz G-Master GB2471HSU-B1 to make...
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