I think there are less than ten real celebrities in Zimbabwe y'all agree?

[Bla Jedza]

Just like the title says, I doubt in Zimbabwe there are more than 10 real celebrities in a traditional sense. Maybe somewhere around 5. So what y'all think?

 

[Black Panther]

No we don't, there is more than ten Zim celebs.

 

[Bla Jedza]

No we don't, there is more than ten Zim celebs.

By the way I am not talking about Zim slay queens and felebrities. Just so you know.

 

[Black Panther]

By the way I am not talking about Zim slay queens and felebrities. Just so you know.

Of course, however, even if you don't count Zim slay queens & IG socialites — that doesn't change the fact there is more than 10 Zimbabwe celebrities in the country.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Of course, however, even if you don't count Zim slay queens & IG socialites — that doesn't change the fact there is more than 10 Zimbabwe celebrities in the country.

List them.

 

[Black Panther]

List them.

From the top of my head I'd say Zim celebs such as:

1. Genius 'Ginimbi' Kadungure
2. Alick Macheso
3. Winky D
4. Jah Prayzah
5. Stunner Zim (Desmond Chideme)
6. Phillip Chiyangwa (Phidza)
7. Wicknell Chivayo
8. Pokello Nare
9. Gonyeti
10. Madam Boss

 

[Bla Jedza]

From the top of my head I'd say Zim celebs such as:

1. Genius 'Ginimbi' Kadungure
2. Alick Macheso
3. Winky D
4. Jah Prayzah
5. Stunner Zim (Desmond Chideme)
6. Phillip Chiyangwa (Phidza)
7. Wicknell Chivayo
8. Pokello Nare
9. Gonyeti
10. Madam Boss

I fixed your Zim celebrity list for you with a few strike-throughs:

1. Genius 'Ginimbi' Kadungure
2. Alick Macheso
3. Winky D
4. Jah Prayzah
5. Stunner Zim (Desmond Chideme)
6. Phillip Chiyangwa
7. Wicknell Chivayo
8. Pokello Nare
9. Gonyeti
10. Madam Boss

Because I don't think Wicknell Chivayo, Stunner, Pokello Nare, Gonyeti and Madam Boss are what you'd call celebrities in a traditional sense though.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

From the top of my head I'd say Zim celebs such as:

1. Genius 'Ginimbi' Kadungure
2. Alick Macheso
3. Winky D
4. Jah Prayzah
5. Stunner Zim (Desmond Chideme)
6. Phillip Chiyangwa (Phidza)
7. Wicknell Chivayo
8. Pokello Nare
9. Gonyeti
10. Madam Boss

You left out Luminitsa, Comic Pastor and Mai Titi.

 

[Queen]

From the top of my head I'd say Zim celebs such as:

1. Genius 'Ginimbi' Kadungure
2. Alick Macheso
3. Winky D
4. Jah Prayzah
5. Stunner Zim (Desmond Chideme)
6. Phillip Chiyangwa (Phidza)
7. Wicknell Chivayo
8. Pokello Nare
9. Gonyeti
10. Madam Boss

What about Tatelicious, Olinda Chapel-Nkomo, Tytan Nkomo, Jackie Ngarande, Ammara Brown, ExQ, Mudiwa Hood, and Roki Rockford Josphat.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

What about Tatelicious, Olinda Chapel-Nkomo, Tytan Nkomo, Jackie Ngarande, Ammara Brown, ExQ, Mudiwa Hood, and Roki Rockford Josphat.

1. 'Roki Rockford Josphat' — he fell off and ever since the last time he was dating Ammara Brown he ain't been a Zimbabwe celebrity anymore.

2. 'Jackie Ngarande' — isn't a Zim celebrity either. What's her claim to fame besides being Pokello Nare's shadow?

3. 'Ammara Brown' — she is famous for being Andy Brown's daughter but I'd give her a pass because she makes her own music instead of clout-chasing her parent's wave.

4. 'ExQ' yes, there is no question about it.

5. 'Tatelicious'... erm no. It's tricky. But if we are talking about Facebook felebrities e.g. Mandla Calvin Gumbo, Fred 'Warlord' Tavengwa, etc then yeah.

6. 'Olinda Chapel-Nkomo'... aah no — she ain't a Zim celebrity. She has been hanging on to her 15 minutes for being Stunner's Ex.

7. 'Mudiwa Hood' — it's self-explanatory. He is only known for constantly clout chasing Stunner. So no. Next oan is obsessed with Stunner. He is a weirdo.

 

[Bla Jedza]

[...] 2. 'Jackie Ngarande' — isn't a Zim celebrity either. What's her claim to fame besides being Pokello Nare's shadow?
[...]

What was Jackie Ngarande doing before she started linking up with people like Pokello Nare, Ginimbi Genius Kadungure and Tazvi Mhaka?

 

[Scorpio]

What was Jackie Ngarande doing before she started linking up with people like Pokello Nare, Ginimbi Genius Kadungure and Tazvi Mhaka.

She was an aspiring model but as of now I kinda forgot the modeling agency she was with during the time.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

She was an aspiring model but as of now I kinda forgot the modeling agency she was with during the time.

Do you know the gwan about that next Ashley daige and the modeling agency owner?

 

[Scorpio]

Do you know the gwan about that next Ashley daige and the modeling agency owner?

Yep, things went left though.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Yep. Things went left though.

Y'all gonna tune us the gwan?

 

[Queen]

Y'all gonna tune us the gwan?

You have an unhealthy obsession with the latest Zim entertainment gossip gwans.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Yep. Things went left though.

Who y'all talking about?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Who y'all talking about?

This daige called Ashley.

 

[Scorpio]

Y'all gonna tune us the gwan?

Daige slid into next oan's IG DMs looking for work, something like that.

Next oan was tuning sweet nothings to the daige but she said no and went to post them chats in some Zim FB group.

Obviously, there was no need to post about that.

So nobody will wanna work with her—look how she making a big deal out of nothing cause she's not putting out a "church girl" imagine at all.

You see, on her IG page daige be thirst-trapping heavy. Ain't those signals any blesser be on the lookout for?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Daige slid into next oan's IG DMs looking for work, something like that.

I tell you what if daige gonna slide in them DMs what else is the next daige looking for? Maybe short-time validation, but that's still a corny way to handle a daily fix of validation.