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  1. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Mbolis

    means a real phallus but not an artificial lingam e.g., a dildo, m'kay. And synonyms include vholembe, vholambi, mbawraw, blambi, etc. By the way, the formal chiShona word for a phallus is mboro or shondo but the latter only refers to a circumcised lingham. Also, other closely related slang...
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    slang Mugodhi

    mugodhi means either a loose vagina (stonyeni) or a loose boogina (mukosho). However, on the contrary, if a woman's vertical smile (mburufasi) is too tight during lovemaking, she's either not interested, or the foreplay was kinda boring (muchongoyo). There's also this myth peddled by incels...
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    slang Muzvambarara

    muzvambarara any copulatory organ (i.e., a mbolis) that is at least 8 inches (or 20 centimeters) long when it is fully erect with visibly thick pulsating veins and ready to tear down some walls. Slang antonyms for muzvambarara include kadora ("mopane worm"), kamboyo, and kashodhaya ("small...
  4. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Nyorovhita

    means raw coitus—kudhunduza, kubhakana, kubondana, or kubhaudha in chiShona language—without the use of a contraceptive, particularly a male condom (kondaza or kondomu). Etymology Nyorovhita is a Shonglish blended word of nyoro ("raw", "fresh", or "wet") and Nestlé CEREVITA (a wheat-based...
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    slang Ma green bomber

    ma green bomber sometimes called magirini bhomba, these are rank-and-file young members (ranging roughly from about ten to thirty years) belonging to the ZANU-PF political party in the Republic of Zimbabwe. The official name of ma green bomber is National Youth Service. They were founded in...
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    slang Pakadoma

    pakadoma an unusual seat that is often assigned to passengers who lack funds to travel to where they wish to go and those who are desperate because they are in a hurry or due to bad weather conditions. On most kombis ("commuter omnibuses"), this seat (pakadoma) is located right behind the...
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    slang Dhemeti

    dhemeti this is a concatenated Shonglish way of saying "damn it" that's used to express anger, annoyance, or irritation with a person, thing, or the current situation at hand.
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    Kuita hwejongwe

    means premature ejaculation (PE) when a man comes faster (kutunda or kuprojusa) than his partner would like during coitus (mulundukwa) or sometimes earlier during foreplay i.e. when their penile frenulum is under invigorating sensual pressure. Another similar phrase is kuita hwetsuro and in a...
  9. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Machinja

    machinja these are members belonging to the MDC Alliance, a political party in the Republic of Zimbabwe that has been an archenemy of ZANU-PF throughout the years and perhaps more to come. Of course, there are other political parties in Zimbabwe but it's not like they move the needle...
  10. Shamiso

    Makomborero Haruzivishe granted bail by Justice Cathrine Mzawazi

    After spending nine months in prison, outspoken MDC-Alliance activist Makomborero Haruzivishe was eventually granted a $10 000 bail by Justice Cathrine Mzawazi of the Harare High Court on Wednesday the 29th of December 2021. In an earlier case this year, in April, Makomborero Haruzivishe was...
  11. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Mubvandiripo

    Mubvandiripo, in the Shona language, means a stepchild from a previous marriage of your current husband or wife. In contemporary times, this can also include a stepkid born out of wedlock, e.g., during cohabitation (mjolo, kuchaya, or kubika mapoto), and an adopted child. It is perhaps worth...
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    slang Gemhu park

    gemhu park a family unit comprising of children with different totems (mitupo) because mommy has multiple baby daddies. This slang phrase is derived from how in a wildlife preserve you will find a wide variety of animals all belonging to their respective groups (e.g. zebras, lions, elands...
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    slang Chidhuzhla

    chidhuzhla a catch-all term for any plus-size person regardless of how they proudly identify themselves on a size spectrum. For example, chidhuzhla is made use of by Zimbos when hexpagorating about any of the following fategories: Size spectrum Small fat Medium fat (or midfat)...
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    Dombo

    Dombo, that's a street name for chlorpromazine in the Republic of Zimbabwe. It's used to treat people with schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and acute psychosis, but is widely abused by some Zimbos for recreational purposes, especially in poor high-density areas. Oftentimes, people confuse dombo...
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    slang Kudhakwa foshoro

    kudhakwa foshoro this is a serious level of intoxication beyond your average intake so much that you end up simultaneously throwing up (kuzvirutsira) whilst defecating on yourself (kuzvisetera or kuzvimamira) without any sense of self-awareness about neither what's going on nor your...
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    Who is Jay Israel's wife?

    Is Jacob Dube (aka Jay Israel) married?
  17. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Ngeyi uchiramba?

    ngeyi uchiramba Definition: explain why you are refusing or why are you in denial? Note: this catchphrase is often used by Panganai Java (aka Passion Java or Prophet Twabam). Sometimes members belonging to the ZANU-PF political party in the Republic of Zimbabwe use this catchphrase too as a...
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    Kufira pakati pemakumbo sengoma

    kufira pakati pemakumbo sengoma Definition: a tendency to obsessively engage in lovemaking due to an intense desire for coitus so much that a day does not feel complete without getting off several times. This quote is derived from how a drum player will tilt and aggressively squeeze the body...
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    slang Koperai Moyo

    koperai moyo is a pejorative phrase that means a clout chaser, charlatan, plagiarist, or copycat. Note: Copying or plagiarizing someone else's work is wrong. However, since some people's entire livelihood is driven by psychopathic greed and a lack of empathy thereof, they can't help but...
  20. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kungwavha-ngwavha

    kungwavha-ngwavha means toing and froing from one hustle to another as a means to secure a sustainable grind (i.e., source of income). Related terms Synonyms Kujingirisa Kujoinhidza Kusota madhiri Kukiya-kiya (or kukiyakiya)
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