What does "twabam" mean?

[Borrowdale Barron]

I'd make the assumption fake miracles do harm to a brand, no? Senge uya Pastor Alph Lukau wekunyepera kumutsa munhu mu coffin.

Not really because these days there is no such thing as bad publicity, especially kana uchi dealer hako nevanhu vanongoti, "I receive, I receive..." pane chese chaunge wataura.

Actually the hardest part is getting started kuunganidza marema ako and if you sail swiftly past that stage then zvachata.

 

[Bla Jedza]

In other news PHD Ministries, Prophet Walter Magaya threw a lavish birthday party for himself.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

In other news PHD Ministries, Prophet Walter Magaya threw a lavish birthday party for himself.


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The church business is fo sho flourishing. Look how all those rape allegations from ex-PHD Ministries congregants have all disappeared and went under the radar.

 

[Shamiso]

The church business is fo sho flourishing. Look how all those rape allegations from ex-PHD Ministries congregants have all disappeared and went under the radar.

It's a tricky situation because what if Walter Magaya was being extorted?

 

[Numero Uno]

Caption this...

 

[Shamiso]

Caption this...

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Why is Prophet Passion Java clout chasing Pokello and Elikem?

 

[Numero Uno]

Why is Prophet Passion Java clout chasing Pokello and Elikem?

That's what he always does. I guess it's a way of him generating publicity since many people aren't interested in anything he does without clout chasing other Zim celebs or Zimdancehall artists.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Do y'all agree with this?

 

[Scorpio]

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Y'all agree with this?

That's a clown statement.

 

[Numero Uno]

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Y'all agree with this?

As long as Twabam aine mari hapana problem.

 

[Bla Jedza]

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Y'all agree with this?

Lily Java she’s so fine... but manje avo Prophet Twabam tew much dzungu.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Lily Java she’s so fine... but manje avo Prophet Twabam tew much dzungu.

Kupfuura Major 1 Prophet Shepherd Bushiri here?

 

[Scorpio]

Kupfuura Major 1 Prophet Shepherd Bushiri here?

Zvinokwikwidzana asi Major 1 Prophet Shepherd Bushiri zvinenge zvinoti bhadhareyi kudarika Prophet Java.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Zvinokwikwidzana asi Major 1 Prophet Shepherd Bushiri zvinenge zvinoti bhadhareyi kudarika Prophet Java.

Terence Mukupe achema-chema naye Prophet Shepherd Bushiri...

 

[Black Panther]

Terence Mukupe achema-chema naye Prophet Shepherd Bushiri...

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Let's just say God's real, but modern Christianity is cultish.

 

[Shamiso]

Terence Mukupe achemachema naye Prophet Shepherd Bushiri...

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Who is this?

Never heard of him.

 

[Scorpio]

Who is this?

Never heard of him.

Terence Mukupe used to be the Deputy Minister of Finance during the time when Patrick Chinamasa was the Minister of Finance. However, the latter has been succeeded by the current Zim Finance Minister Mthuli Ncube.

 

[Queen]

Kupfuura Major 1 Prophet Shepherd Bushiri here?

They look seemingly on par these days with their constant pettiness.

 

[Scorpio]

They look seemingly on par these days with their constant pettiness.

Word life, all those Church captions/themes are all mediums to make money from congregation/new members.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Word life, all those Church captions/themes are all mediums to make money from congregation/new members.

It's hustling just like you have IG slay queens you also have got IG evangelists preaching the gospel of profit.