Discussion thread - controversial self-styled prophets in Zimbabwe

[Nolwazi Kwayedza]

As some of you are well aware, Heaven Army Commander Daniel Remnant ("Prophet Talent Madungwe") returned from Heaven after receiving his promotion. Thus he took over from where Jehovah's archangel Michael left off.

Ain't that good news y'all? Otherwise, check out my post on vana vaPapa. All constructive feedback is appreciated.

 

[Tafadzwa Twabam]

What was Prophet Talent Madungwe's age when he became the Heaven Army Commander? ?

 

[Nolwazi Kwayedza]

What was Prophet Talent Madungwe's age when he became Heaven Army Commander?

He claims that he joined the Heaven Army when he was four years old.

Later on, Talent Madungwe became the deputy Heaven Army Commander when he was thirty years old.

And now he has been ordained as the Supreme Heaven Army Commander replacing archangel Michael.

 

[Tafadzwa Twabam]

He claims that he joined the Heaven Army when he was four years old.

Later on, Talent Madungwe became the deputy Heaven Army Commander when he was thirty years old.

And now he has been ordained as the Supreme Heaven Army Commander replacing archangel Michael.

He kinda reminds me of that Televangelist Jesse Duplantis who once said he went to Heaven.

 

[Nolwazi Kwayedza]

He kinda reminds me of Televangelist Jesse Duplantis who once said he went to Heaven.

Hahaha, I know what you mean they are both conmen.

The difference is Prophet Talent Madungwe hasn't yet demanded a private jet like Jesse Duplantis.

 

[Shamiso]

Zimbabwe ine nharo wena, ungaigona?

Kunoti ana The Hell Commander, kobva kwati ana Heaven Army Commander.

Aaah, zvakaoma shuwa. Inga pasi parohwa nenyundo.

Munhu wese akuita madiro Ajojina, angoda hake kunzi Prophet what-what ndiye.

 

[Sekuru Dhorofiya]

Is Prophet Edd Branson still married to Maria Halme?

 

[Munyaradzi Mafaro]

Is Prophet Edd Branson still married to Maria Halme?

They are now divorced.

Unfortunately, their marriage didn't work out.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Is Prophet Edd Branson still married to Maria Halme?

There were rumors that Prophet Edd Branson had an affair with the late Moana Mitchelle Alimu who died in a car crash when she was with Genius 'Ginimbi' Kadungure. I don't know if he had divorced Maria Halme during the time though.

 

[Numero Uno]

@Sekuru Dhorofiya @Bla Jedza all these self-proclaimed prophets are womanizers. Panganai Java also divorced Yasmin and now he is married to Lily Java. I have a theory that Lily and Panganai probably met whilst he was still married to Yasmin.

Furthermore, in the Holy Bible, it's clearly written Jehovah (Yave) hates divorce and they ain't leading by example. Imagine being a grown man or woman taking relationship or marriage advice from either one of them.

Malachi 2:16 (King James Bible)
For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away: for one covereth violence with his garment, saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously.

So in conclusion the Lord's word says till death do us part. Not till you are sick, broke, gaining weight, mentally unable, angry, rich, lonely, or addicted. Life is hard and to claim to be a man of God while not following his word is a great sin.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

@Numero Uno Both Panganai and Lily Java are more into capitalism than they are into Christianity.

One has to read Matthew 7:16-20 to figure out exactly what I am essentially saying:

16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Below is self-proclaimed Prophet Passion Java speaking gibberish as a means to deceive his congregation that he can speak in tongues.

Like seriously what does "mabubunya mangwepe" mean? Is this man talking to demons?

What about "mbambaira station" what's that? A marketplace for sweet potatoes is that it?

Oh boy, lest I forget, below is once again the gospel of prosperity conman Panganai Java's old lie that he had his house located next to the late former President Robert Gabriel Mugabe. What more evidence do his gullible followers want? I can only wonder, SMH.

To those of you who attend his church if you are reading this, your Papa is a faux prophète.

 

[Bla Jedza]

There is this daige Leshaan Da Gama on suoshal miidia who is claiming that she was having an affair with Lily Java's husband Panganai.

 

[Munyaradzi Mafaro]

It turns out that same daige Leshaan Da Gama has an OnlyFans account.

Any daige with an OnlyFans account is never gonna keep things discreet.

If Passion Java thought he could hide his side piece he should have known that.

 

[Mupedzanhamo Magaba]

@Munyaradzi Mafaro what's the name of her OnlyFans page or handle.

 

[Bla Jedza]

@Munyaradzi Mafaro what's the name of her OnlyFans page or handle.

It's called: lee.exotic

Dad’s Princess.

By the way, Leshaan Da Gama is still throwing shade at Passion Java.

She is now clouted up and got what she wanted I suppose.

 

[Scorpio]

Susan Mutami, Moira Sibongile Knight, and Leshaan Da Gama = same WhatsApp group of kudzvodzvoroka.

As for all these Zimbo self-proclaimed prophets, adultery is their modus operandi.

Many Zim politicians, pastors, and prophets = same WhatsApp group of yekedero sperminators.

 

[Tafadzwa Twabam]

@Borrowdale Barron @Scorpio @Bla Jedza where there is smoke there is fire.

But I bet Lily Java is gonna deny and deny this story. It could also be a publicity stunt, hmmm.

Only time will tell. This daige said she is pregnant with Passion Java's baby so let's be patient.

 

[Bla Jedza]

@Borrowdale Barron @Scorpio @Bla Jedza were there is smoke there is fire.

But I bet Lily Java is gonna deny and deny this story. It could also be a publicity stunt.

That's what she is doing on Instagram.

She said no weapon formed against her will prosper.

I guess she has to protect her investments what else can she do.

If they start to lose church members that will be absolutely bad business.

 

[Chidinma]

@Numero Uno there are people in abusive relationships so the idea of saying till death do us part is not feasible is getting beat up day after day. And that Bible verse you have quoted Malachi chapter 2 verse 16, I also kinda think it doesn't apply in today's marriages that involve the government deciding what happens when couples have approached the courts saying they have reached a point of irreconcilable differences.

@Nolwazi Kwayedza people who take these fake prophets seriously are either clueless, lost, or simply stupid. It's as though some of them actually enjoy it. I could never give a single cent to any of these charlatans.

 

[Muchaneta]

Izvo zvemachechi zvemazuvano kwave kutsvaka gwalangwa chete.