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  1. J

    Body count ine basa here?

    Mumazuva ano, body count ichine basa here?
  2. Njuzu said y'all should treat people better

    Njuzu said y'all should treat people better

    Monalisa Chavura a.k.a. Njuzu, expagorated her thoughts about ubuntu on social media saying Treating people right, is way better than posting Bible verses every day that you don't even practice.
  3. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Chigadzamapfihwa

    this is literarily a replacement spouse that a man can get when his wife has passed on. What is interesting is that traditionally the new spouse in this case is often s'posed to be a sibling (or a sister) of the woman who has passed away. They can also be a niece of the deceased. But nowadays...
  4. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    History haina basa

    history haina basa is a sexual liberation expression that is often used by some Zim women to emphasize that you shouldn't have to worry about having fun from early in your 20s because that won't significantly affect your chances of settling down (kuroorwa) when you are ready to do so, since you...
  5. M

    How do you protect yourself from someone with chikwambo?

    If there is someone with a chikwambo in your family, are there simple traditional ways to protect yourself against it?
  6. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Dumwa

    dumwa means either a magick talisman, waist beads, or a special hand-made small cloth with strings on the side that contains mbashto (mbinjiri or mishonga) and is often worn either around the neck, waist, or tied around one's arm. It is, of course, intended to bring good fortune to its wearer...
  7. Tafadzwa Twabam

    Vanhu vakaromba can they freely give money directly to family members?

    Kana munhu akaromba is it normally okay for them to freely provide funds or dish out money directly to their family members without any issues? I am asking because sometimes it doesn't make sense when you see someone being a rich mbinga but has poor relatives that still live a substandard...
  8. Sekuru Dhorofiya

    Is Gemma Griffiths African?

    Do y'all oans and daiges consider Gemma Griffiths to be African? Otherwise, she seems proud to be Zimbabwean as far as I can tell.
  9. Sekuru Dhorofiya

    First date murume anofanira kushandisa mari yakawanda sei?

    Imarii murume yaanofanira kushandisa pazuva rekutanga?
  10. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Rukawo

    rukawo this is a serious spiritually powered security fence (or a firewall, if you will) that you as a jealous spouse you request from a n'anga or sangoma ("traditional healer") so that you can punish your significant other and their side piece too when they sleep together. You can also choose...
  11. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Bhesi

    bhesi it's usually a place (e.g., a friend or a relative's house) with free temporary accommodation where some Zimbo men bring their girlfriends to enjoy a few rounds because they often don't have funds for a better location e.g., a lodge or a hotel. For interest's sake, Zimbo men with money...
  12. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kudya mudhoto

    kudya mudhoto this means tossing the salad... wait, eating booty is sometimes referred to as analingus or rimming the chocolate factory. It involves oral-to-anal contact, e.g., licking, kissing, and perhaps followed by a bit of pegging. However, don't anybody want to be farted on (kusurirwa)...
  13. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Chikapa

    chikapa for the most part, this is a rhythmic movement of the pelvis (hudyu) done by women to increase sexual pleasure and is normally taught at chinamwari (or chinamwali) camps. This may sometimes include doing sele or gyrating on a mbolis (i.e., "twerking on a phallus"). Furthermore, women...
  14. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Dhidhinity, dhidhiology

    dhidhinity means anal virginity i.e., in this state, your boogina (gosho, musuri, or mudhoto) hasn't been sampled yet... okurrr! As for etymology, dhidhinity derives from a Shonglish combination of mudhidhi ("ass") and virginity. Other related terms are dhidhiology and dhidhiologist. The...
  15. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Mubvandiripo

    means a stepchild from a previous marriage of your current husband or wife. In contemporary times this can also include a stepkid born out of wedlock e.g., during cohabitation (mjolo, kuchaya or kubika mapoto), and an adopted child. It is perhaps worth noting that most Zimbo men are still...
  16. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Svikiro

    or homwe means a medium (a living person) for either mhondoro or mudzimu (a spirit of a deceased person). Note: To keep things simple and without being too verbose just think of svikiro as someone who is possessed by a late influential ancestor of the same tribe or someone closely related to...
  17. Nolwazi Kwayedza

    Kupereka, Kusungira

    kupereka Definition: this is a cultural practice that is normally done to send off a newly married woman to her husband's home after an official roora ceremony has taken place. kusungira Definition: this is when a married woman who is pregnant for the first time is temporarily brought back...
  18. Nehanda

    Zvakanaka here kuti mukadzi azviroore negwalangwa rake?

    Kana murume asina gwalangwa rekuroora mudiwa wake pane chakaipa here mumazuva ano kuti mukadzi azviroore nemari yake?
  19. Nehanda

    Lobola refunds can that be a reality in Zimbabwe?

    The forthcoming notion of lobola refunds in Zimbabwe is that a fair and reasonable rectitude for all sons-in-law (vakuwasha) who entreat to get their money back when there are irreconcilable differences in a relationship? I am sure some of you will as an alternative argue the abolishment of...
  20. Tafadzwa Twabam

    Unoudza sei mumwe murume kuti mukadzi ake arikuita zvehupfambi?

    Kana uchinge waona mukadzi achidanana nemumwe murume unoudza sei mudiwa wake nezvekusavimbika kuri kuitika nekuda kwechipfambi?
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