What are the weird things Zim celebrities do for clout on sosho media?

[Borrowdale Barron]

Which will lead to fake clout especially those Zim socialites tryna be relationships goals all that jazz.

Man, I can't emphasize enough how much the need for Instagram clout is turning out to be an epidemic on these social media streets.

 

[Scorpio]

Man, I can't emphasize enough how much the need for Instagram clout is turning out to be an epidemic on these social media streets.

Say no more. It's word to the wise.

 

[Numero Uno]

Man, I can't emphasize enough how much the need for Instagram clout is turning out to be an epidemic on these social media streets.

 

[Queen]

Wasn't that supposed to be Madam Boss' comedy on IG?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Wasn't that supposed to be Madam Boss' comedy on IG?

Zvinenge kudaro.

But in summary Madam Boss' comedy is still okay since it doesn't involve subliminals about Zanu PF political party.

Zimbabwe politics and Zim comedy don't mix well.

The same can be said about politics in Zimbabwe and Zimdancehall music or Zim Hip Hop music.

 

[Numero Uno]

Wasn't that supposed to be Madam Boss' comedy on IG?

I wouldn't call that Zim comedy.

It's a good example of the catchphrase "...they do anything for clout..."

'The Hoods' occasionally fall into that lane as well. Although they don't do Zim comedy.

 

[Scorpio]

I wouldn't call that Zim comedy.

It's a good example of the catchphrase "...they do anything for clout..."

'The Hoods' occasionally fall into that lane as well. Although they don't do Zim comedy.


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Why didn't Mudiwa Hood's wife not go to ZRP and report that she lost her sunglasses instead of bringing the gwan to Instagram? 🤔

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Why didn't Mudiwa Hood's wife not go to ZRP and report that she lost her sunglasses instead of bringing the gwan to Instagram? 🤔🙄

Zimbabwe Republic Police don't got time to hear stories about how you lost your so-called "expensive" sunglasses.

The moral of the story here is: Mudiwa Hood didn't have anything worthwhile to post on that day.

It's one of the cases of posting something on Instagram just so you can say I posted something.

#InstagramClout—like seriously oan, some things though—I can't either... 😊

 

[Queen]

I wouldn't call that Zim comedy.

It's a good example of the catchphrase "... they do anything for clout ..."

'The Hoods' occasionally fall into that lane as well. Although they don't do Zim comedy.


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What's the name of Mudiwa Hood's wife?

 

[Numero Uno]

What's the name of Mudiwa Hood's wife?

Kernisha

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Kernisha

Wait, what? You are confused.

Kernisha was Mudiwa Hood's ex-girlfriend before Angelica Colcheita came along.

This is Kernisha... (the ex-girlfriend)

 

[Queen]

Wait, what? You are confused.

Kernisha was Mudiwa Hood's ex-girlfriend before Angelica Colcheita came along.

This is Kernisha... (the ex-girlfriend)


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They all kinda look alike. Mudiwa Hood definitely has a type.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

They all kinda look alike. Mudiwa Hood definitely has a type.

I dunno much about that. 😗😗

 

[Queen]

I dunno much about that. 😗

Oh please, we all know you do.

 

[Numero Uno]

Just when you thought you have seen it all. 🤓

 

[Scorpio]

Just when you thought you have seen it all. 🤓


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She is ALWAYS playing VICTIM that ain't weird. It's a normal routine for her.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Just when you thought you have seen it all. 🤓


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Not buying into her gwans.

Last time they said it was Stunner, this time again it's Tytan — haa? And never her?

Y'all should learn how to spot a repeat offender when you see one.

 

[Queen]

Not buying into her gwans.

Last time they said it was Stunner, this time again it's Tytan — haa? And never her?

Y'all should learn how to spot a repeat offender when you see one.

How would you describe a "repeat offender."

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

How would you describe a "repeat offender."

I'd say that's a person who doesn't acknowledge making bad decisions - it always got be them (I mean other people) doing you wrong and never your fault. Something like that.

 

[Scorpio]

I'd say that's a person who doesn't acknowledge making bad decisions - it always got be them (I mean other people) doing you wrong and never your fault. Something like that.

Word. Because both Stunner da Des and Tytan Nkomo can't all be toxic men.