Zim gossip news - 2020 edition

[Scorpio]

Zuva Habane's husband Prince Habane found a new squeeze and he has been uploading a couple of posts with her on his FB wall perhaps as a sign to solidify his relationship.

 

[Queen]

Zuva Habane's husband Prince Habane found a new squeeze and he has been uploading a couple of posts with her on his FB wall perhaps as a sign to solidify his relationship.






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"And uh”... "um”... "and um.” ???

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Zuva Habane's husband Prince Habane found a new squeeze and he has been uploading a couple of posts with her on his FB wall perhaps as a sign to solidify his relationship.






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Lmao right, it’s all starting to add up.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Lmao right, it’s all starting to add up.

Somebody got cancelled.?

 

[Shamiso]

Zuva Habane's husband Prince Habane found a new squeeze and he has been uploading a couple of posts with her on his FB wall perhaps as a sign to solidify his relationship.






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Whew child, that hit a nerve.

 

[Lenard]

Zuva Habane's husband Prince Habane found a new squeeze and he has been uploading a couple of posts with her on his FB wall perhaps as a sign to solidify his relationship.






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In these days people just jump from relationship to relationship.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

In these days people just jump from relationship to relationship.

That's the problem and on top of that some daiges out here having babies by whoever will bust the nut then think it's the next man responsibility.

 

[Lenard]

That's the problem and on top of that some daiges out here having babies by whoever will bust the nut then think it's the next man responsibility.

That’s too much common sense for this generation.

 

[Scorpio]

What could have made Prince Habane think of moving on?

 

[Bla Jedza]

What could have made Prince Habane think of moving on?

He must have found a daige of better value than Zuva Habane. It's just basic logic.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

What could have made Prince Habane think of moving on?

He got tired of being in a TOXIC situationship.

 

[Shamiso]

He must have found a daige of better value than Zuva Habane. It's just basic logic.

Well, an oan moving on doesn't always mean a new daige will bring him more joy than the previous daige.

Things may actually turn out to be far worse than they were.

 

[Scorpio]

Well, an oan moving on doesn't always mean a new daige will bring him more joy than the previous daige.

Things may actually turn out to be far worse than they were.

I understand what you are saying. That's a fair point.

 

[Shamiso]

Have y'all seen this?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Have y'all seen this?

That's too much temptation.

 

[Scorpio]

Have y'all seen this?

Zvanopona neFive-aside.

 

[Shamiso]

Zvanopona neFive-aside.

What's five-aside?

 

[Bla Jedza]

What's five-aside?

"Five-a-side" in Zim slang means to pleasure yourself and this is mostly used in regards to men doing 'you-know-what' to themselves in a quiet secluded place.

Other Zim slang synonyms of 'five-a-side' are:

• hama maoko
• bonyo
• gwitsi

 

[Scorpio]

What's five-aside?

Five-aside zvinoreva kuti hama-maoko.

 

[Shamiso]

Five-aside zvinoreva kuti hama-maoko.

Inga rather.