Zim gossip news - 2020 edition

[Bla Jedza]

Uncle Roland says there is no such thing as an open relationship. Y'all oans agree with this?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

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Uncle Roland says there is no such thing as an open relationship. Y'all oans agree with this?

He is right with what he is saying but is he directing this message to one of his slay queens? They are the ones who should hear this gospel.

 

[Shamiso]

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Uncle Roland says there is no such thing as an open relationship. Y'all oans agree with this?

What if two people are temporarily separated what would y'all call that?

 

[Bla Jedza]

What if two people are temporarily separated what would y'all call that?

I'd call that a relationship on mute until both parties resolve their issues and get back together.

An open relationship is obviously different from what I have just said because straight from the jump both parties literary come to terms there won't be any strings attached.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Samantha Musa (Misred) wants you oans to know she recently got a Brazilian waxing. ?

 

[Shamiso]

Samantha Musa (Misred) wants you oans to know she recently got a Brazilian waxing. ?


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This is a good example of oversharing.

Samantha Musa should have just kept that to herself. Why does every Zimbabwean need to know you have waxed your pubic hair though?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

This is a good example of oversharing.

Samantha Musa should have just kept that to herself. Why does every Zimbabwean need to know you have waxed your pubic hair though?

So that any man who fancies Misred will come around knowing very well all the sweet spots are clean enough to be edible.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Samantha Musa (Misred) wants you oans to know she recently got a Brazilian waxing. ?


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Is she now married?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Is she now married?

Nah, a while ago Misred said she wasn't married.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Nah, a while ago Misred said she wasn't married.

Oh, I see. She is still looking for an oan ain't?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Oh, I see. She is still looking for an oan ain't?

She probably has got one already. I ain't really interested in her gwans like that though.

 

[Bla Jedza]

She probably has got one already. I ain't really interested in her gwans like that though.

Why you find her boring?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Why you find her boring?

She just ain't a person of interest to me. But it's not like I hate her.

 

[Bla Jedza]

She just ain't a person of interest to me. But it's not like I hate her.

Okay.

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Tatelicious Karigambe-Sandberg was wilding she didn't get an invite to her dad's wedding.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Tatelicious Karigambe-Sandberg was wilding she didn't get an invite to her dad's wedding.


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Huh? ?

If you ain't invited that means they don't want you there.

 

[Shamiso]

Huh? ?

If you ain't invited that means they don't want you there.

Some people take forever to get the memo or it's just that they are hurt they aren't wanted.

Other than that I dunno about the true nature behind this gwan. I am sure there is an underlying reason somewhere.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Some people take forever to get the memo or it's just that they are hurt they aren't wanted.

Other than that I dunno about the true nature behind this gwan. I am sure there is an underlying reason somewhere.

Fo sho, maybe they don't get along that much.

 

[Shamiso]

Fo sho, maybe they don't get along that much.

I second that too.

 

[Bla Jedza]

I second that too.

The worse part about this is Tatelicious Karigambe-Sandberg is already wishing for their divorce. ??