Zim gossip news - 2020 edition

[Bla Jedza]

Y'all know the daige by the name Yvonne Maphosa?

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That looks like Uncle Roland's new squeeze.

 

[Shamiso]

That looks like Uncle Roland's new squeeze.

"Temporary squeeze" suits the description better in this context.

 

[Bla Jedza]

"Temporary squeeze" suits the description better in this context.

Right, I am sure she already got her coins before touching down in Zimbabwe.

 

[Shamiso]

Right, I am sure she already got her coins before touching down in Zimbabwe.

Money talks, BS walks.

 

[Scorpio]

Y'all know the daige by the name Yvonne Maphosa?

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What good time did they have?

 

[Shamiso]

What good time did they have?

You ought to use your own imagination on that one.

 

[Scorpio]

Popular Zimbabwean exotic dancer Beverly Sibanda is now legally married to Chambuka Mufudzi who is a Zimbabwean medical doctor based in Hukeyi.

 

[Bla Jedza]

Popular Zimbabwean exotic dancer Beverly Sibanda is now legally married to Chambuka Mufudzi who is a Zimbabwean medical doctor based in Hukeyi.



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ZvaBev zvaita, kwasara mamwe ma felebrity anoswero poster ma captions about advice yerudo day in and day out.

Tinogaro kuudzai kuti marriage haina formula. Hunhu nemapfekero hazvinei nekuroorwa kwemunhu.

 

[Shamiso]

Popular Zimbabwean exotic dancer Beverly Sibanda is now legally married to Chambuka Mufudzi who is a Zimbabwean medical doctor based in Hukeyi.



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Congrats kuna Chambuka Mufudzi naBeverly Sibanda, 2020 yavakomborera!

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Congrats kuna Chambuka Mufudzi naBeverly Sibanda, 2020 yavakomborera!

Ko 2017 yake naAndy Muridzo maikanganwa ka?

 

[Numero Uno]

Popular Zimbabwean exotic dancer Beverly Sibanda is now legally married to Chambuka Mufudzi who is a Zimbabwean medical doctor based in Hukeyi.



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MuZimbabwe hapana chinhu chichashamisa, munogona kutomuka mangwana chaiye Chatunga avaPresident. Tichingoti hedu congrats, congrats his Excellency.

 

[Queen]

Popular Zimbabwean exotic dancer Beverly Sibanda is now legally married to Chambuka Mufudzi who is a Zimbabwean medical doctor based in Hukeyi.



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Makorokoto, ngazvikudzwe!

 

[Lenard]

Ko 2017 yake naAndy Muridzo maikanganwa ka?

Dai wambomira izvozvo but ane makore mangani Chambuka Mufudzi uyo?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Dai wambomira izvozvo but ane makore mangani Chambuka Mufudzi uyo?

48 years.

Zvisinei hazvo tarisa history yemuchinda uyo. Five failed marriages with offspring from different baby mamas. Bev akashinga hake.

 

[Shamiso]

48 years.

Zvisinei hazvo tarisa history yemuchinda uyo. Five failed marriages with offspring from different baby mamas. Bev akashinga hake.

Bev she is just an exotic dancer hameno akati exotic dancer haaroorwe ndiani?

 

[Borrowdale Barron]

Zvirikuitika munyika...

 

[Shamiso]

Zvirikuitika munyika...

Hanzi tidiiko?

 

[Scorpio]

Bev she is just an exotic dancer hameno akati exotic dancer haaroorwe ndiani?

Is Bev a sex worker mumaonero ako?

 

[Shamiso]

Is Bev a sex worker mumaonero ako?

These comments are ridiculous! Y'all oans really showing how childish y'all are.

 

[Scorpio]

These comments are ridiculous! Y'all oans really showing how childish y'all are.

Not even, you still ain't answered the question though.